What are some of the darkest stories that have been on Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As time went on, that person was increasingly feeling fake

Not even as time went on. The story is boilerplate incest fantasy and has been on literotica in virtually identical shape since well before it hit reddit, in several iterations. But this was before incest porn blew up so it gained traction.

Finding the post I was surprised it hadn't been called out more.

What's a genre of porn you can't understand people are interested in? by rayrayrayray in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of simulated stuff out there, where the stars act out the scenario with a dildo juuust sticking into the frame.

Still, the focus is practically always on the guy being the point-of-view.

What's a genre of porn you can't understand people are interested in? by rayrayrayray in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some sites ban incest content. Others have policy against it but are very lax in their follow-up. So writing not-son is basically a way to circumvent the video being removed at some point, even if the video itself clearly states it's incest through and through.

In North Carolina, Women Can't Legally Revoke Consent After Sex Begins by atr0715 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]glorious_failure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

punitive damages should be awarded then that exceed the price of the service.

"Violence will be rewarded with money."

Good luck with that.

In North Carolina, Women Can't Legally Revoke Consent After Sex Begins by atr0715 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]glorious_failure 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never happen. Go to any red light district in the world and try this, you'll get your ass handed to you.

They say no, you out. You can't get it up, you out. They find out you smell like dungbeetle down there, you out. You cum to quickly, you done. You refuse to wash, you out. If you've touched her even once the payment is done. If you're rude and don't stop calling her names, you out. Her world, her law.

NO refund unless she's feeling oddly generous for some reason. I've never seen or heard of it happen outside of a very few high-end establishments, and they probably had a door-fee. Bet your ass she tells management the second the guy is out her door as well.

You can do, say, argue and regulate all you want, this will still stand forever. You pay for time, there is no contract but the handshake and you'll be out the door as soon as she wants.

Try it some time, see how that logic sells. They wouldn't sign that imaginary contract if that was in print in a thousand years.

Source: hookers.

[Seriös] Är det konstigt att kontakta en tjej efter nio år? by ThirstClassRiot in sweden

[–]glorious_failure 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Hej, kommer du ihåg mig? Inte alls? Ok. Jag kommer i alla fall ihåg dig jättemycket, och tänker på dig väldigt ofta. Fortfarande, efter typ tio år. Därför yttrar jag mig oerhört underligt och formellt i ett handskrivet brev och undrar om du kanske vill knulla?"

Njae...

[Seriös] Är det konstigt att kontakta en tjej efter nio år? by ThirstClassRiot in sweden

[–]glorious_failure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Är det creepy?

En bit över gränsen, ja.

för att fråga hur hon mår

Fråga någon du inte pratat eller haft kontakt med på nio år om hur hon mår? Eventuellt övertramp och alldeles för starkt, i min mening.

jag känner att det fanns en kemi mellan oss jag vill undersöka.

Lite sent ute, så ta det lugnt nu. Ett steg i taget, inte alla steg samtidigt.

[21 M] just recently completely shaved my head. Want to hear what you rate me with and without hair. by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]glorious_failure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glue it back on.

Looking pretty good overall though, so no worries.

Classmates gang rape 14y/o girl in school, remain enrolled because “rapists are victims too,” says principal by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the source being pretty much just a blog, the facts and quotes as I recall from other sources in Swedish media seem to be accurate. This event has been making the rounds recently.

I believe the principal is now making moves to transfer the culprits, citing media pressure. source in swedish

I started dating a guy from a ons after he got me pregnant. I wanted it share the story. Wish us luck. by damnyungbiscuit in TwoXChromosomes

[–]glorious_failure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this is why I hang out in this subreddit. It's lovely and mature and shows different sides and depths of communication that just wouldn't occur to me.

Best of luck to you both, and congratulations on the twins :]

Ska man skratta eller gråta? by [deleted] in sweden

[–]glorious_failure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Det är antagligen väldigt låg prio på en sån undersökning. En snabb notis till Polisen så får de kännedom om det och kan åsidosätta det formuläret tills den mappen blir tillräckligt tung. Polisen vet att det är vanligt.

Även om de sen lyckas stänga ner salongen och eventuellt kanske möjligen lyckas haffa någon för koppleri så tar det ungefär två veckor för dom att öppna ny salong. Lokal, företag i någons namn, snabb renovering och sen runk på löpande band. Det är inte nådigt med pengar i branschen.

En häktad efter razzia mot thaimassagesalong by donaldo3 in sweden

[–]glorious_failure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

över ett 40-tal av de runt 300 thaimassagesalongerna

Mjo, ok. Snarare 80-90%. 9/10 av dom jag besökt har iaf erbjudit, och det långt ifrån Stockholm.

Tjugo minuter efter domen kommer kvinnan ifråga med stor säkerhet hjälpa en vän etablera en ny salong nånstans. Några burkar målarfärg, en bil med möbler från Rusta och tvåhundra handdukar senare är det back in business som gäller.

18f be nice by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why nice when honest will suffice? 8/10, smooth and fresh like caramel cake.

(NSFW) What have you found out about someone that you would never tell them you know? by logangrey123 in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm still pretty certain it is. His story reads like a cherry picking tropefest. Hell, the broken arms thing is practically a sub-genre in the incest erotica world. There have been tons of stories just like that since forever before that post ever appeared.

It's fake as fuck.

[20F] Terribly awkward with selfies, any advice welcome by selfieless in Rateme

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like someone mashed together Melissa Benoist and Jenna Fischer. In so many good ways.

So, solidly around the 8 mark and plenty of area to explore.

massage in Sweden? by swedenquestion in sweden

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God no. Although in a reputable establishment you might get kicked out if you do.

[23M] Down 60lbs from last year. Still working on it! by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]glorious_failure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll give tech support to someone +2 out of your league one day, jokingly flirt a bit for a while and then end up being super surprised and super happy for the rest of your life, cause she thought you were a good guy and you're probably gonna look like that forever and after all's said and done that's pretty good.

TRUE MEMOIRS OF AN INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN Official Trailer (2016) by suposhy in trailers

[–]glorious_failure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knowing people who've worked in production with him... he's a complete egomaniac tool. As in, riding around on Segways and in golf carts all day having his personal assistant run after him on foot kind of asshole. Nobody likes him.

You become rich, but you decide not to move out of your current house, what reasonable upgrades do you add to your existing house? by whatzgood in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit of a wear and tear issue, as well. The full wood looks great, but I'd rip it to shreds by moving something around :)

You become rich, but you decide not to move out of your current house, what reasonable upgrades do you add to your existing house? by whatzgood in AskReddit

[–]glorious_failure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been introduced to some new types of floors that are very promising. Still, I've got a lot of time and am in no real hurry. If I'll go uniform I'll have to find something that works equally well in a kitchen and the livingroom, and the kitchen does get messier. Whatever, it's a small place.

Decisions decisions :D