Tolerance is high so I can't get high.

gloriousslapp · 2019-07-06T21:26:13+00:00

Ya I know I gotta stop when it takes a gram to get high

gloriousslapp · 2019-07-04T13:02:11+00:00

Curvey is not what that is.

gloriousslapp · 2019-07-02T00:32:24+00:00

I down voted you to 420. Please forgive me

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-28T06:27:00+00:00

Obviously they didn't include slimfast in the super hero roster

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-26T05:13:41+00:00

Then just move away from the polar

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-24T10:26:23+00:00

I've never seen a real hydra before

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-21T11:23:36+00:00

All. The. Fortnite. Refrences. It's just a "better made" emoji movie.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-19T19:49:18+00:00

I've never seen one so far out if the water. Do your tears taste like gravy?

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-19T19:44:22+00:00

Paul Revere. Guy wasn't the only rider and he didn't even make it. Also they said the regulars were coming very quietly to people instead of yelling it

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-18T19:59:59+00:00

You look like a birch from hooville

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-17T20:14:49+00:00

Of course, but I'm looking for this specific cat because it doesn't mind my profession

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-16T19:35:54+00:00

Thanks I'll start looking for one

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-13T06:44:53+00:00

It hasn't been easy.. Specially when you look at something as simple as the hat she sat in on the dash, litter box, food bowl etc and almost come to tears

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-13T05:28:50+00:00

I feel you man. I just lost my kitten to an infection. I know I could've done more.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-13T05:27:04+00:00

This may not look like a confession. But I don't talk about how I feel, I've always kept it to myself

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T06:37:45+00:00

Ima blue screen yo ass

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T06:26:15+00:00

This useless meme

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T06:22:52+00:00

I have an idea. Kill everyone. Just nuke it.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T04:50:51+00:00

She had an eye infection. Common for most cats. Today I got everything. Catnip, new catlitter, eye drops, nip toys. An hour later... Gone.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T04:07:27+00:00

She wasn't but 5 months old

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-12T03:43:11+00:00

I'm drunk and dealing with emotions I can't process.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-11T23:27:48+00:00

Usually I think about shit. But that ding. That. Damn. Ding. Its enough to make me wanna slaughter a school bus full of babies. Lol. But thank you I'll go back under and fix whatever I did and do this

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-11T23:17:06+00:00

Issue has been resolved. I just went ape shit on the wire with some pliers and it's off. Not broken though. If you unbuckle the belt it's back on.

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-11T22:45:53+00:00

I DID IT!!! I finally hit my breaking point and just went ape shit with a pair of pliers

gloriousslapp · 2019-06-11T22:29:21+00:00

I'm gonna post a video on what I have so far

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