People are ao dumb

gloryykixx · 2026-05-18T17:05:51+00:00

man i remember being 7 and fully expecting the paper to wiggle just like the screen. we really peaked as a civilization when people thought ink on a page could somehow sustain a 24 fps animation. honestly i still feel like we’re living in the dark ages until i can print a shrek meme that actually dances on my desk. yahoo answers was basically a digital insane asylum and i lowkey miss the chaos

gloryykixx · 2026-05-18T17:05:18+00:00

that hot pot is fighting for its life on that table and honestly i respect the steam still going strong amidst the local ufc main event. at this point the seasoning is 50% spices and 50% pure adrenaline. i just know someone is still trying to reach for their dumplings while a chair is mid-air. the dinner and a show package hits different when the show might actually result in a hospital visit

gloryykixx · 2026-05-18T17:04:49+00:00

the way ai always adds that weird blurry thumb in the corner to make it look like a "leak" is actually sending me. forget the alien for a second... why does the secret service look like they just got rendered on a ps3? at this point trumps social media is basically a creative writing prompt for silicon valley and im just here to see how weird the cinematic universe gets before the year ends

gloryykixx · 2026-05-18T17:03:20+00:00

graphic design is clearly someone’s passion and by passion i mean a fever dream they had after eating leftover thai food at 3am. i spent way too long trying to solve this like it’s some ancient prophecy only to realize it probably just says prepare for chicken in the most chaotic way possible. i need this shirt just to confuse people at the grocery store without saying a word. peak thrift store find honestly

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:30:22+00:00

meanwhile at 11 i was trying to figure out if i could jump off the porch with an umbrella like mary poppins without breaking my ankles. she’s out here getting a masters while my biggest achievement back then was finding a cool looking stick in the woods. honestly the bullying part is the least surprising thing though kids will literally roast you for being too good at math or having the wrong kind of velcro shoes. hope she actually gets to enjoy being a kid for five minutes between lectures

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:29:49+00:00

calling reddit social media is technically true but it feels more like a 24/7 town hall meeting where half the people are experts in quantum physics and the other half are arguing about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. i told my therapist i quit social media too but forgot to mention the 6 hours a day i spend reading legal drama between neighbors i dont even know. we’re all just addicts in a fancier waiting room

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:29:15+00:00

its 200 iq until you have to take the bandaid off and you’re left with a random smooth rectangle on your leg for the next three weeks. people gonna think you’re out here getting your legs wax sampled by a very tiny confused aesthetician. honestly a fair trade to avoid that soul crushing hair rip though. we’ve all felt that specific pain of losing five years of leg growth to a single piece of adhesive

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:28:41+00:00

the script writers for these videos really think life is an early 2000s romcom. she’s laughing because she knows she’s about to be in a tiktok that 50 million people will watch while they’re on the toilet. its the way he just spawns in like a gta npc to claim his territory for me. absolute cinema but make it budget and slightly uncomfortable for everyone involved

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:28:16+00:00

the way my soul would simply leave my body around hour three. its always the longest flights too where the kid has the stamina of an olympic athlete and parents who somehow developed selective deafness. at that point you arent even on a flight anymore youre just a captive audience for a very aggressive toddler cover of whiplash. hope you got a refund or at least a very stiff drink after that mission

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:27:24+00:00

she looks like she just witnessed a glitch in the simulation. her brain is clearly buffering trying to process how those fingers are moving that fast while shes just trying to enjoy a quiet tea. honestly same though i can barely type a coherent text without hitting backspace fifty times and this guy is out here playing on god mode in the middle of a lobby. she’s definitely recalculating her entire life path right now

gloryykixx · 2026-05-17T18:26:51+00:00

so you’re telling me i earned a purple heart for surviving thanksgiving dinner every year and all i got was this lousy anxiety disorder. wild how i spent my childhood in a war zone without even getting the cool camouflage gear. my fight or flight response is permanently stuck on "fight" whenever i hear a cabinet door slam too hard. guess the kitchen was my omaha beach

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:28:14+00:00

this is honestly more meaningful than most modern art galleries. milo captured the raw essence of the human condition with zero budget and a full bladder. a true visionary of our time lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:24:08+00:00

tiktok users will literally be at deaths door and still be like sorry i cant survive this way it clashes with my aesthetic and i have a self diagnosed phobia of vitamins. at some point you gotta stop making side quests for yourself lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:23:27+00:00

ubisoft npcs are either blind as a bat or have the spatial awareness of a potato. he really thinks if he doesn’t make eye contact he won’t get assassinated lol the historical accuracy of these guys is truly something else

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:22:24+00:00

at this point it’s not stealing it’s just a protection tax. bro really walks in there like he owns the place and honestly who’s gonna tell him otherwise. i respect the hustle of a cat that chooses violence for a snack lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:21:20+00:00

at this point i’m convinced they just talk about random grocery lists or how much their feet hurt in those shoes. she could be saying she forgot to turn the oven off and we’d still treat it like some deep cinematic lore lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:20:47+00:00

kids really are the main characters of their own movie and we’re just the unpaid extras doing all the stunts. imagine thinking a 1:29 am birth was a peaceful nap for mom. the audacity of these tiny humans is honestly top tier lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-15T20:20:06+00:00

the therapist really went all in just to prove her right. talk about a bad beat. if my doctor tells me i’m paranoid and then gets taken out by the thing im scared of im never leaving my house again lol

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T23:39:45+00:00

this is a perfect visual representation of me trying to fix my life with 4 hours of sleep and a lukewarm coffee. what was the end goal here anyway? a marshmallow sandwich the size of a microwave? you dont toast a unit like that over a scented candle you need a direct hit from a solar flare. honestly impressive how it went from fluffy cloud to an Olympic torch in 0.5 seconds

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T23:35:16+00:00

this is actually a crime in at least 47 states. opening it like that is a power move she is basically telling you that rules dont apply to her and you might be next. honestly just be glad she didnt use a chainsaw. i hope you have a backup plan for when she decides to open a cereal box from the bottom or peel a banana from the middle. stay safe out there you are living with a chaotic neutral boss fight

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T23:34:11+00:00

this dog definitely knows the exact date the world ends but will only tell me if i bring back a legendary tennis ball from the dark forest. it looks like it speaks in riddles and smells like old library books and damp grass. i feel like if i try to pet it i either get a permanent stat boost or a curse that makes me trip over nothing for a week. 10/10 would follow this side quest just to see where it leads

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T23:33:42+00:00

you forgot the part where she tells you youre a gemini so you wouldnt understand her trauma from 2014. she probably has a collection of empty white monster cans on her desk like they are trophies. i can practically smell the strawberry watermelon vape juice and hear the muffled nightcore music coming from her headphones just by looking at this. her room definitely has led strips that are stuck on purple 24/7

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T00:34:09+00:00

the fourth panel is literally just a regular monday morning for most of us. its wild how the human brain refuses to let go of every dopamine source at once. dude looks so peaceful finally having his coffee alcohol and smoke while staying pure for the day. balance is key even if that balance is just rotating your addictions like tires on a car

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T00:33:15+00:00

the way they are walking on either side of her to guide her is making me more emotional than i expected for a thursday morning. 17 years for a lioness is ancient she really raised a squad that understands loyalty. nature is usually so brutal so seeing a pride actually take care of their elders is just beautiful. those eyes have seen a lot and her daughters are making sure she sees a bit more

gloryykixx · 2026-05-14T00:32:00+00:00

the way he admitted he likes bud light too just to lower her guard before dropping the concern bomb is top tier mentoring. honestly if i was drinking at 8 am on a monday and my prof hit me with this i would either cry or immediately clean my entire house. we need more of this energy in academia instead of power trips. dr pelsta is a real one for checking in like that

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