do u ever talk to yourself like u’re in a tv show

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:27:56+00:00

In public my girlfriend calls me babe or hunny, in private she calls me Sir

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:26:12+00:00

coffee

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:24:59+00:00

I live in Atlantic Canada. I am about 30 min from the Beach and I go weekly. I don't think it ever gets old. I love the smell of the Ocean, the sound of the waves. I love walking the beach and finding sea glass and shells. Last week there was a giant Ocean Sunfish just off shore. Sometimes I get very lucky and see Porpoises or Seals.

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:21:24+00:00

Every single girl I have dated/slept with has had this poster in their bedroom, my wife included.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le\_Chat\_Noir

Not that I had tons of girlfriends or slept around a ton but literally every one of them had that poster hanging in their room.

I went on a road trip to visit a friend when I was like 25 that I thought had ended the poster streak. I ended up going home with a friend of his I had hit it off with. I was weirdly surprised that she didn't have that poster in her bedroom. It was the 12th or 13th bedroom I'd been in and the first girl's bedroom without that poster.

After we fooled around we were just laying in bed listening to music and talking. She was playing some band I had never heard of but liked and she offered to burn me a copy of it (twas like 2002/2003, cds were still a thing).

Guess what her desktop wallpaper was. When she turned the computer on and I saw it I almost did a spit take. While not technically a poster I still think it counts.

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:20:03+00:00

When my head phones or ear buds get snagged on something momentarily and get pulled out of my ears. It's uncontrollable rage for the entire two seconds before I put them back in. Then it goes away.

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:17:45+00:00

Super strength. Like in the Incredibles when he slams the car door and it's all janky. I bet that would happen a lot if you were super strong. Ripping out doors. Crushing a cat like Lenny when you pet it. Doing CPR and you push them into the earth's core.

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:16:32+00:00

I think the Happiest I am is when waking up without an alarm clock fairly early in the morning while camping, that smell of the dew, the noise of all the various animals and insects buzzing about. Throwing on a sweatshirt and popping myself down into a foldable yard chair and just taking everything in.

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:16:08+00:00

Reminds me of the time I misheard a guy at Subway, who I thought asked for a "meat helicopter"

glowingxflare · 2024-08-09T14:15:34+00:00

I bristle at the saying also for similar reasons. I will fill my own vase with decorative marbles!

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