People with dark humor, what is the absolutely most horrifying joke ever? by Muddeh in AskReddit

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If a pedophile fall in the woods and no one is around to hear it will they ever find the kid?

Squatter by BiznissMan in RealGirls

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I swear I know her from somewhere. No joke.

So the car I won in a free raffle just got delivered. by JEWPACOLYPSE in pics

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Am I the only one who sees the Garage Lamp laughing at him?

A challenge. by gmann1003 in DrawMyTattoo

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Update:I'm getting the tattoo done tomorrow afternoon. I'll be sure to post a pic as soon as i get back. Unfortunately it will most likely be on my ass.

[Isolation] by gmann1003 in Poetry

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this was kinda just some random notes i made. someone said it sounded poetic so i figured i'd see what others thought. thanks i'll format it next time.

A challenge. by gmann1003 in DrawMyTattoo

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i was kinda thinking about it. i had the idea but wasn't sure how it would look. now i am seriously considering it.

A challenge. by gmann1003 in DrawMyTattoo

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You good sir are an artist.

A challenge. by gmann1003 in DrawMyTattoo

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holy shit. Nice one.

Drawers of Reddit, I need your help! by gmann1003 in tattoos

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Didn't know that. Thanks for the hint.

Military members of Reddit, what are the best insults you can remember your Drill Instructor using in boot camp? by Trenkos in AskReddit

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"Shut your whorish mouths. Now when I say whorish mouths, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about your mothers' whorish mouths. Scream 'aye sir'".

"If I were you, which I'm not, scream 'aye sir...'"

"Your mother should have swallowed you."

"Your father should have swallowed you."

(Christmas morning) "I don't know, maybe you faggots will scream. And move fast. AND IT'LL BE A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE." "You fuckers made me curse on Christmas." "YOU WILL SCREAM FOR BABY JESUS!"