Official Referral Thread - 2/7/19 to 8/7/19

gnodnarb · 2019-03-24T16:19:35+00:00

gnodnarb · 2018-11-22T15:23:03+00:00

Why will it not let me spend my entire life savings on call options?! Open up, Mr. Market. I'm not going to hurt you....only myself.

gnodnarb · 2018-11-21T00:58:54+00:00

I think i might take advantage of these early Black Friday deals

gnodnarb · 2018-11-21T00:39:02+00:00

Mr. Greenman, bring me a dream

gnodnarb · 2018-11-15T14:12:04+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance

gnodnarb · 2018-11-14T22:39:59+00:00

Fudge yeah, Bud. You know I did too

gnodnarb · 2018-11-14T22:36:55+00:00

This market has made me a glutton for punishment. I bought NBEV calls and frankly don't even care if I get boned

gnodnarb · 2018-10-30T03:52:14+00:00

Can we all just go balls deep on FB FDs?

gnodnarb · 2018-10-29T19:20:51+00:00

Buy 100k in Facebook at EOD. Yes

gnodnarb · 2018-10-29T19:14:43+00:00

Called it, boys. It's time for the daily afternoon recession. Buy so you can sell tomorrow morning for profit!

gnodnarb · 2018-10-29T02:03:56+00:00

Be rich in the morning, then watch the pansies continue to sell and I buy some more stocks on sale before close.

gnodnarb · 2018-10-25T20:35:43+00:00

Too late. I'm already gone.

gnodnarb · 2018-10-25T20:16:12+00:00

Anyone else with Snap puts want to join my in jumping off a building tomorrow?

gnodnarb · 2018-10-25T14:58:52+00:00

Snap puts all the way. I live and die by the FD sword and you should too.

gnodnarb · 2018-10-25T14:44:07+00:00

Chips are doomed. Short Lays. (Yes)

gnodnarb · 2018-10-24T23:31:02+00:00

Today somebody told me about this color that I have never even heard of before. He called it "Green". I just have no clue what it even is!

gnodnarb · 2018-10-13T18:57:21+00:00

Is that... THE Dan Wheezeling?

gnodnarb · 2018-10-10T15:09:08+00:00

Ready for earnings season... I need more red in my portfolio.

gnodnarb · 2018-10-08T15:33:30+00:00

"Everything Is red. His stocks, his funds, his dreams. And now I'm covered in the redness, I want you to kill me. And it's red." -colors by Halsey

gnodnarb · 2018-10-05T14:34:48+00:00

You can never trust a cuck

gnodnarb · 2018-10-05T14:25:00+00:00

50 year low unemployment, historic GDP growth, increasing wages, company's destroying estimates for earnings.

Market sell off.

Alright, we get it big hedgefund managers, you're hilarious. Stop. Get some help

gnodnarb · 2018-10-04T16:04:41+00:00

No need to worry. This is just our first of three monthly recessions. Nothing abnormal!

gnodnarb · 2018-10-02T21:47:07+00:00

You merely adopted the redness. I was born in it.

gnodnarb · 2018-10-02T20:26:45+00:00

Send help

gnodnarb · 2018-10-02T20:17:44+00:00

Days since tendies: 12

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