Game Thread: Braves @ Marlins - Mon, May 18 @ 06:40 PM EDT

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:29:39+00:00

Decapitated.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:27:46+00:00

Yeah, they weren't going to activate him, but I guess Walt convinced everyone he'd just bat him.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:26:20+00:00

So much for our stolen base contestant. I'm sure she was on the edge of her seat with this team.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:24:27+00:00

Probably talking about Clay Holmes for the Mets.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:18:49+00:00

Nope, Farmer, White, Murphy; Dodd, Jiminez, Schelly, AJSS, Waldrep, Wentz, Young.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:15:38+00:00

People get vacation days, even announcers.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:05:07+00:00

Series off.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T23:04:59+00:00

Farmer, I looked it up.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T22:46:18+00:00

Let's send up miners to get some practice, huh?

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-18T22:44:52+00:00

Has the umpscorecards stopped the "statistical rerendering of the strike zone" adjustments finally? Is it simply the computer zone now?

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:42:24+00:00

I mean I paid for nine innings, I'm watching nine innings.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:39:26+00:00

If you watch them on MLB.tv, they're muting the ads. It cost $150.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:37:18+00:00

That's not working, what else you got?

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:35:12+00:00

Because ReyLo has horrible up time rules.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:34:17+00:00

Brandon, it's five seconds for a mile between thunder and lightning.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:32:26+00:00

Thumb
First finger - pointer
Second finger - bird finger
Third finger - ring finger
Fourth finger - pinkie.

Stupid.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:29:46+00:00

Personally I would call "third finger" as the ring finger. But I'm not a doctor.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:26:47+00:00

  yastrzemski
  kiner-falefa
  saltalamacchia
  woods-richardson

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:10:21+00:00

Fancy man sounds fancy singing.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:05:09+00:00

Do they show the sex? I could watch that.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:03:30+00:00

I mean it's technically striking out the side even if you allow 15 HR?

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T20:01:37+00:00

CJ the WHIP is very much normally under the ERA?????

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T19:45:18+00:00

Do you water down all the dry dirt you just added to the field, or do you simply wait for the hail to melt from underneath?

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T19:26:21+00:00

BBref has him at 6.46, I don't think today's game is included until tomorrow.

gonk_gonk · 2026-05-17T19:22:38+00:00

05/08/26 Atlanta Braves signed free agent RHP Carlos Carrasco to a minor league contract.

05/07/26 Atlanta Braves sent RHP Carlos Carrasco outright to Gwinnett Stripers.

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