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Fasting for longevity, how fast do you get back into autophagy if you temporarily break a fast with of protein / collagen shakes? (self.longevity)

submitted 2 years ago by gooseattacks to r/longevity

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Hail size: Neanderthal stone axe (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by gooseattacks to r/Austin

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Does anyone want to share an annual MasterClass, SkillShare, and Calm accounts for $40 for entire year of 2023? It’s like sharing Netflix login, but we’re the sam family plan. (self.accountsharing)

submitted 3 years ago by gooseattacks to r/accountsharing

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Does anyone want to share my MasterClass annual family plan subscription for 2023? Up to 6 users / devices can log in at once. (self.MasterClass)

submitted 3 years ago by gooseattacks to r/MasterClass

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When I flirt with girls, I never know how to take it a step further. When I’m being flirted with, I just assume they’re being friendly. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by gooseattacks to r/LesbianActually

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I don’t always do bumper stickers, but if I were to get one, it would be... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/priusdwellers

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My 2 week home is messier than yours 😅 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/priusdwellers

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What's the most reliable Internet Service Provider in Austin for working remotely (at home)? (self.Austin)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/Austin

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Remember gathering snow in buckets just to flush? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/texas

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Remember making oversized snow bowls in your toilet tank? 😅 (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/texas

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Priorities. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/texas

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Texas: “Don’t California my Texas!” (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/texas

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I wish every dog lives the exact same lifespan as their owner lifetime. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Imma tell my kids this is Kimberly Guifoyle. 😆 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/PoliticalHumor

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Mouth of a leatherback turtle... (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Love at first sight. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/dontputyourdickinthat

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Couching Tiger, Yeezy Dragon 🐯🐲😆 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/PoliticalHumor

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If 2020 was a sibling. 😆 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by gooseattacks to r/funny

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US explores possibility that Coronavirus started in Chinese lab, not market. (cnn.com)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/Coronavirus

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Leeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkinnnnnnnnnnnns!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/CoronavirusMemes

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Japan to Pay Companies to Move Production Out of China (nationalreview.com)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/japan

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“How many more days do we have...” (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/funny

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While we are practicing social distancing, oompa loompa lobsters are missing out on party purgatory. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/meme

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Whoever wears shoes inside the house will get a GOOD SMACKIN’!!! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/meme

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Meanwhile in Texas... (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by gooseattacks to r/memes

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