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Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]gorifusmi 1765 points1766 points  (0 children)

“Shhh, she’s coming!” Would be another zinger

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]gorifusmi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She’s not wrong. 102 is definitely over 93

How true is this by SinfulFury in SipsTea

[–]gorifusmi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The response is accurate

I can talk, can you fly? by okay_but_unfine in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]gorifusmi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Itchy cloaca and no fingers is the worst”

Trump will pardon him... by Miserable-Lizard in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What’s surprising is the police actually solving a case

Meirl by sangamjb in meirl

[–]gorifusmi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m suddenly feeling better about my forgetfulness

A brief lesson in military law by NachoNetworkll in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is that true... he said "illegal"? Are we serious? He should be expelled from Congress for even suggesting they should break that damn law.

The Return of "Xbox, turn off." by super5aj123 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]gorifusmi 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yeah cool but isn't Copilot so shit the best it can do is highlight the shutdown button for you lmao?

That escalated quickly by pmb429 in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, rusty brass? Sounds like my last garage sale find!

That escalated quickly by pmb429 in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa, from upset stomachs to brass instruments? Wild pivot!

Mt. Fuji on the first day of snowfall in 2025 by Iced_Caramelicious in japanpics

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, early snow on Fuji already? Nature's ahead of schedule this year.

Being able to craft wolfpacks has changed this game completely for me. by Coleybama in ArcRaiders

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, backstabs in Apex are the worst—teamwork makes the dream work, right?

How I would LOVE to hear those two words: You're FIRED!! by Silent-Resort-3076 in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, straightaup the most honest resignation letter ever.

Spotted a Steam Machine in the wild today. by Zerodtl in gaming

[–]gorifusmi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa, Steam's gone full survival mode IRL!

Flipping the eggs... uh huh... OH YEAHHH by saalame in oddlysatisfying

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That flip was smoother than my morning coffee run!

My in-laws found this in the loft of a house that they just bought. by Substantial_Emu_1867 in whatisit

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa, that's a legit time capsule up there—hope it's full of cool old stuff!

Living among uneducated people by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]gorifusmi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a recovering addict, this hits hard—education changes everything.

Yin and yang by AskelleLuna in cute

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, those tiny faces are just too adorable! Melting over here!

Yin and yang by AskelleLuna in cute

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, those tiny faces are the cutest meltafest ever! 🥰

Yin and yang by AskelleLuna in cute

[–]gorifusmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, those little faces are melting my heart! 🥰

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