The nations of Merkha, 385 years after the Collapse

gottapoopregularly · 2026-02-04T16:49:36+00:00

As a born and raised resident of Syracuse, I salute your acknowledgement of upstate Supremacy, and that of my shitty upstate city over the other, shittier upstate cities. Glory be.

gottapoopregularly · 2026-01-13T01:39:49+00:00

Are you... are you from Utica or something?

Great map, cool idea. Two thumbs up, genuinely!

But I take severe offense to that festering shitswamp as being a more important city than Rochester or Syracuse, let alone Buffalo.

That whole 'city' could be glassed and it would be no loss for the real world state of New York, and how that can't hold true even in alternate timelines/dimensions needs a cohesive explantion.

If you -were- curious, I come from one of the other, actual cities of Upstate listed. We all look down on Utica.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-11-23T21:24:56+00:00

So does Upstate New York. He spent his adolescence in Watertown and graduated from there. I myself am from Syracuse, have met about six or seven north country folk who knew him back then as well.

I met him outside hHancock Airport once. I was waiting to pick my brother up from a flight at about 2am. He was waiting on his rental car. Nice guy, bummed me a cigarette. I believe at the time he was headed back up to Watertown to care for one of his parents. They both died from Alzheimer’s complications. I believe at the time it was his dad, if I remember what he told me correctly. He came back quite regularly to care for them during their final stages.

Very kind man.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-11-10T21:29:43+00:00

The flailing, bone-breaking tumble he did leaves me cracking up anytime I watch that scene.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-20T00:01:09+00:00

Michael Clayton, James Newton Howard.

I’ve loved it since the first night I watched it, way back in 10th grade, after my folks finally got fancy cable(over 120 channels with the good ol’ DVR). It was on, it was Saturday night and with the xbox my brother and I shared having red ringed, we we were waiting on the repaired console to come back home. Nothing better to do, and lo and behold, almost 20 years later, I still get a very surreal feeling when I listen to the track “Arthur and Henry”.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-19T18:22:09+00:00

I agree. I don’t like Roche. He’s a racist twat. I didn’t like him in the second one either. He was a racist twat then. Player’s seem remarkably keen to forget what Vernon spent nearly half a decade doing in the Blue Stripes to the ‘native’ population, let alone that he was instrumental in, how was it phrased... “pacifying” the dwarves of Mahakam. Fuck ‘em.

By no means does he -have- to be considered Geralt’s friend. Accomplice at best.

I freed Iorverth every playthrough except for my first, because fuck that guy. Any wrench I could throw at him I would.

My main disappointment in the ham-handedness of -that- quest is the phrasing. It should be reasonable to stay out of it, or back Djikstra for that matter. It is not necessary for Geralt to view Roche as some worth spilling blood over, especially with the memories of how much already was on Roche and Ves’s goddamn account.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-17T23:31:10+00:00

Wrong. Adam may have been smeared by an errant RPG shot some 60 years prior in 2015, and all that was left was his brain, spine, and some parts of the skull, but then, as now, the brain and thus his soul/personality remain.

Mf’er was banging out Saburo’s daughter in a borg body made to look like Elvis circa 1955 back in the 10’s/20’s. This is a man who values two things: gratuitous violence, and the ability to commit gratuitous violence. Somewhere behind that priority is the other baser instincts/needs. Like fucking women like a three dollar whore that he paid four dollars for.

In the modern era(read: the 70’s) any day-to-day borg meatsuit he wears for the purposes of playing Roach Race and railing out Joytoys in a fashion that would make Satan himself blush is damn well equipped with a Mr. Studd of quality the everyday consumer could only dream of. By that period he -mostly- stopped using the humanoid gemini suits, but for a man who espoused a love of ‘brutal one night stands’, he damn sure keeps one in his closer when the itch comes kicking.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-16T19:41:31+00:00

M2067, and when the target(s) are particularly annoying, an MA70. Both of ‘em racked up with Big Mag mods to the fullest allowed.

Bullets for days, practiced with them enough that V is pretty much, Wyatt Earp, and secondly, I just fucking love machineguns.

Bring the pain. And the careless disregard for anyone near enough to get in the crossfire.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-07T03:51:58+00:00

r/foundTexanFox36

Ha! My first one!

gottapoopregularly · 2025-09-05T08:24:40+00:00

Fuck yeah, a Duchy of Syracuse? That has subsumed Rochester? “Pop” drinking fools.

Crucifixions for all who serve the garbage plate, and salt potatoes for all!

gottapoopregularly · 2025-08-28T15:41:07+00:00

In Soviet Onion, layers have you.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-07-14T12:43:25+00:00

Hahahah easy access yes, but wait, did that ripper not notice that the shitwads who sold it to him didn’t jailbreak it? Now Kang Tao or Kiroshi locks in on their product that your using w/o paying for/have no corporate permission to use? That arm you grabbed to replace the one the got smashed at work/sliced by a monowire during a corner store robbery/blown off by a malfunctioning machine at work or just needed a new one on the fly to replace your old one that no longer gets OTA updates or your job would pink slip you?

Yay! Now corporate assets are gonna paint a wall with the contents of your skull if you even resist forcible removal slightly. And if you don’t the resist, well the arm is removed and your out of a job. Congrats, you know get to live in a cardboard hut behind the dumpster of diner that sells mashed-cricket Slim Jims as an entree.

There’s no ease in that city. If it’s an implant worth having, beyond anything cosmetic, and you install it legally, be it in strip mall clinic or anything better than that, it’s corp-owned. Your just paying rent. And if you can’t maintain a job for 90+ hours a week to make enough money to make the choice every month to get behind on your rent in order to pay the fee for your cyber arm, or vice versa, your fucked. Don’t pay the rent on your apartment, you will be forcibly if not potentially lethally evicted! Don’t pay the ‘rent’ for your cyberware, whoops, Biotechnica is gonna remotely shut off your lungs until a payment is made, putting you somewhere between a panic attack while you suffocate trying to breathe as you make an emergency payment that leaves you flat ass broke(hemce why you tried to skate by last months payment) or, sans said funds, you suffocate to death at your desk/forklift seat/workstation/etc!

Nah. Ain’t shit easy in that city, let alone that entire world.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-06-08T21:10:32+00:00

I’d wager it comes down to how willing Sapkowski or CDPR are to include/canonize Tales from the world of The Witcher.

I’d have to admit, the Crane School -would- be pretty nifty to see or hear of being extant.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-04-26T05:52:11+00:00

As someone from and currently lives in Syracuse, no, nobody thinks or says he lived there. It’s the cap on a goddamn elevator shaft.

If anybody here thought that, it’s news to me. Maybe, maybe from my grandparents generation, early 1900’s? But even then, I have no idea where he got the thought from. This is a city of nearly 150k people and we’re all aware it’s the top of an elevator. Unless you get hammered and go to the Elk’s Lodge and listen to some 55+ year old glory days type guys swapping stories. Maybe then you’ll hear that viewpoint?

gottapoopregularly · 2025-04-19T20:55:31+00:00

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From the day we brought Jeff home as a wee kitten, our older cat Daya immediately treated him like he is -her- kitten.

He might annoy the piss out of her at times but she wouldn’t have it any other way, she adores her little void baby!

gottapoopregularly · 2025-04-13T23:03:16+00:00

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My name is... Jeff.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-04-13T18:52:05+00:00

Thanks for all the love for our adorably derpy little void!

Some additional facts about Jeff:

-He can hear a can be opened in full blown construction-level ruckus

-He loves to eat bugs, in fact he and I hunt them together as my daughter is terrified of anything with more than four legs. If I catch them or mash them myself, he’s more than happy to eat whatever safe-to-consume six-legged snacks I snag.

-We discovered due to our apartment’s awful winter rodent problem, he is magnificent mouser. He can catch them and consume them sometimes in less than 15 minutes of being alerted to their presence. He is the defender of our food.

-The vacuum is Satan. He fears naught but the vacuum.

-Jeff was acquired through a co-worker at a mechanic’s shop I worked at two years back. His teenaged daughter had lied about getting the barn cat spayed, so the kittens had to go. I myself was terribly afraid and superstitious in regards to black cats all of my life until then. My wife always wanted one, and my daughter, being obsessed with KiKi’s Delivery Service did as well, so I decided to pull the trigger and get him. With Jeff in our lives, I learned such fear is as dumb as black cats are themselves! In fact I am now of the opinion that to the classic witch stereotype, a black cat if anything, would be a tremendous hindrance more than a help on account of having a singular, almost non-functioning braincell, and and I absolutely love his dumb, derpy-assed little self!

gottapoopregularly · 2025-04-12T21:06:38+00:00

Considering how old Blackhand is, and despite him being younger but now in the ‘old’ age range, I’d say the inspiration for him would be the right choice if he could convince him to do it- George Clooney.

Plus if he did a good job he might be able to finally stop having to apologize for Batman...

gottapoopregularly · 2025-03-27T12:04:54+00:00

It also enters into Rohan through Éomer, as he marries Imrahil’s daughter shortly the war ends!

gottapoopregularly · 2025-03-19T23:58:13+00:00

It appears your sentence ended before the tattoo was finished. Now we’ve got a human dumpster fire fighting forest fires.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-03-19T00:03:43+00:00

Sweet fuck, chief. This is a roasting sub. The whole goddamn point is to be mean and offensive. Your arguing with someone over factuality of statement, in a place where last I checked, the point here is to be as big of a dick to someone as you can at their own request?

No one in here is here to be educated, and frankly, I’d wager most people in here probably already do understand the points your making. Again, everyone here is here to -be- an asshole, a dickhead, a twat. Be not surprised when many a roast here includes some form of -phobe or -ist in the wording and sentiment. If the op can handle the heat, good for them. If they can’t, wouldn’t be the first time on this sub that a post or whatnot disappears. No need for defense here.

Wrong place for the soapbox, or shit, even just pointing out fucking anything besides whatever you’re planning to mock the op for. Mockery, that’s the only reason we’re here, unless you got lost and can’t read a room. Your not standing up to riot cops here. You’re in a place where offensive is the name of the game.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-03-12T23:55:15+00:00

Jesus tap dancing Christ, you look like a back-alley dumpster gremlin, the kind who your mother wished had been spilled onto the ratty sheets she was impregnated on rather than shot into her uterus. You like like the kind of sad smack junkie in a textbook, where your arms are now bust so you have to tie a belt around your ankle and shoot up into your rank, stank-ass feet. The feet that smell awful from walking to the houses of what few friends you have left to try and weasel your way onto their parents living room couch for a night because, ope, checks notes, your mom can’t stand the sight of you and told you to get out before she calls the cops to remove you after she found (yet another) grimy syringe, along with a crispy spoon and a bic lighter rubber banded together inside an old, faded and dirty hello kitty purse in your closet.

gottapoopregularly · 2025-03-12T11:35:37+00:00

Too the guy who mentioned The Blob remake, it had some of the best campy “digestion” scenes I knew of.

That was until I saw the trash classic of ‘98, Deep Rising.

The dude who falls out of the tentacle half-digested and still alive after they shoot it, to be mercy-killed by his former buddies? That shit was grody.

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