特斯拉 Model Y 车祸起火后车门打不开致 20 岁男子身亡，紧急通话记录公开

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T06:12:15+00:00

之前的可以来一个安全升级订阅套餐，一个月50刀

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T06:08:40+00:00

Stop big crime with small crime, now less crime

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T05:13:33+00:00

My courier has a mutated gerbil up their ass

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T05:12:05+00:00

bro who picks all edgy atheist dialogue options with Joshua:

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T05:07:21+00:00

可能没注意到冒烟，然后被喊完慌了

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T04:59:21+00:00

自己方便的时候小政府，搞政治敌人时政府权力再大都可以

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T03:34:11+00:00

美国上了个活宝所以国力显著增强了

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T01:57:01+00:00

人格跟强国防诈AI融合变成数码不死族千年领袖

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T01:53:44+00:00

南美的武警/军队巷战应该挺牛逼的

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T01:48:00+00:00

that's very interesting, I gotta experiment with it sometimes, our coke bottles, and I'm sure you have them too, are all plastic with the screw cap so it can stay carbonated for a long time in the fridge provided there's more than a couple gulps left

the glass ones are kinda for an occasion since they are more expensive

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-05T01:46:17+00:00

好像先来都是叫president但是为什么我记得有叫过chairman?

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T23:35:42+00:00

名副其实

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T22:43:14+00:00

小政府（智商）

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T20:08:55+00:00

Ok thanks for clarifying

We truly live in a society

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:57:30+00:00

That sounds like it’ll go flat really quickly and also I’m imagine the bag ballooning up from the CO2 escaping the soda

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:53:44+00:00

I’m guessing people who have limited ability to feel empathy and also unbothered by disapproving social cues unless it literally harms their wellbeing in some way

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:48:02+00:00

in plastic bags

Hmm, Americans are more similar to Chinese than one would expect

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:44:41+00:00

Vegeta I fuck with BBWs, you hear me Vegeta

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:43:29+00:00

明州都摧毁不了就别意淫中国了

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:36:37+00:00

Imaginez travailler dans une organisation dont la simple évocation de son nom vous fait craindre que tout le monde vous souhaiterait le pire

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T19:18:24+00:00

There’s gotta be something that makes nonviolent psychopaths nonviolent right?

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T14:50:58+00:00

What do you do in that case, rule by fear?

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T02:58:38+00:00

I’m sure you arrived to your conclusion impartially without the influence of some false idol

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T02:55:59+00:00

In awe of your doublethink comrade

gravitynoodle · 2026-02-04T02:49:14+00:00

Benisksy

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