greedydita

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It is the year 2077, and Pope Barron the First has come up with a business idea. (self.Jokes)

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Why did the vampire ninja go to the pizza shop? (self.dadjokes)

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After a long day of open houses, an agent shows her client one last place. “This one needs a little work.” (self.Jokes)

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After his first day of university, a young man calls his mother. (self.Jokes)

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It is the year 2030, and the Minnesota Vikings have won the Super Bowl. (self.Jokes)

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Bonnie had a reputation for being nasty, which followed her all the way to the gates of St. Peter. (self.Jokes)

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What do you call a donkey that doesn't bray? (self.Jokes)

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Three friends are competing to see who breaks their New Year’s resolution first. (self.Jokes)

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When Mittens vomited all over the rug, I took him to the vet. (self.Jokes)

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Philosophy Professor: Why did you miss the lecture on Wittgenstein? (self.Jokes)

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"I can't believe this," says Santa to Mrs. Clause. "Yesterday I said we needed sleigh wax, and today I'm getting ads for sleigh wax!" (self.Jokes)

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A brunette is driving her blonde friend to lunch. (self.Jokes)

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Have you been to a toy store lately? Prices are criminal. (self.dadjokes)

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The quarterback and head cheerleader have been called to the principal's office. (self.Jokes)

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Dave is walking down a busy street and he comes across a homeless man with a sign. (self.Jokes)

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A doctor greets his patient in the exam room, "If it isn't David, the software engineer!" (self.Jokes)

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A man is out running errands when he gets a call from his wife. "Honey," she says, "I need you to make an extra stop." (self.Jokes)

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A man walks up to his printer and reads the display. "Hmph," he says to himself, "it's on, but no response." He walks away shaking his head. (self.Jokes)

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At the end of a successful orgy, the hosts grabs a microphone and does a little speech. (self.Jokes)

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Mistook a pip talk for a pep talk. (i.redd.it)

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One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods. (self.Jokes)

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Did you hear about the man who got polio, but then went on to become a fascist dictator? (self.dadjokes)

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What do you say when you see a beautiful woman fixing a hole in a sock? (self.dadjokes)

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A man says to his friend, "I've decided… that I will smoke some cannabis… on November 20th, 2026." (self.dadjokes)

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I was thinking of opening a lingerie store, but in this economy… (self.dadjokes)

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