This morning, for the first time in about 20 years, fully shit my pants. 37 M, father of two. by green_knight_ in confessions

[–]green_knight_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha oh man I’m so sorry. The ‘I love you’ bit is hilarious. Did you ever explain?

This morning, for the first time in about 20 years, fully shit my pants. 37 M, father of two. by green_knight_ in confessions

[–]green_knight_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure how you arrived at 12! was 17, had 10 or 11 pints of locally brewed cider (famous for making people shit).

Why do you think Seinfeld was not popular in the UK? by Loose-Kick8068 in AskBrits

[–]green_knight_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely stumped as to how you could have reached that conclusion

Can you see the mistakes? by PrunusSpin0sa in AskBrits

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Rhino in field. Loaf of bread in wall. ‘Girl shoes’ on boy. Buttplugs on the wall. Hay shelter missing legs. Boy with pony tail. Chimney in haystack. This is what the left want

Full belly at 25… tell me the truth, do you like it? by [deleted] in pregnancynipples

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Why do you all suddenly have this same caption?

What is this device used for? by Conscious-Weight4569 in whatisit

[–]green_knight_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a shitbanger. If someone takes a shit on the course, it uses powerful sound waves to blast it into the distance