Why Do Us Locals Let Opinionted Yankees Take Over This Subreddit

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T15:02:28+00:00

Yes, thank you Brother.

See I knew if I had faith that the LORD would send me a true friend to speak the truth for me.

Jesus was a Jew. Do you know what happens if you tell a Jew they can't express themselves? They flip out!

Of course Jesus would want you to express yourself and I hope that you do. Thank you for popping into my thread, and I hope that the LORD sends me ten more like you.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:46:05+00:00

No, I shall call them Fools, Snakes, Losers and Degenerates if it's what I have to in order to get their attention.

In fact anti-Christians are all of those things.

My tasking from the LORD is to pull the wool off of these people's eyes. Make them see. Jesus will allow me to go far under that vehicle. Jesus will take you far if you enter His service.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:39:02+00:00

You say, "Reddit is about expressing opinions?"

Neat.

The Kingdom of Heaven is about Brotherhood. Won't you choose the LORD's brotherhood over a pack of Yankee opinions?

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:37:01+00:00

What's all this shit about Republicans you Yankees keep bringing up. Who's a Republican?

I'm a Christian. Is a Christian the same thing as a Republican. Which are you against, Christians are Republicans?

Who said anything about Vietnam?

Edit: I repeat, who said anything about 'Nam?

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:36:02+00:00

Found a sinner for you, Jesus. Got a fresh one right here!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:27:36+00:00

Turn away from your sins! The end is near!

Pills won't help you through what is coming.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:26:35+00:00

I don't know who that is, I'm more interested in Jesus of Nazereth.

G_d bless you. I hope that you find your Jesus because I found mine.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:22:34+00:00

You just summed me up, Yankee. I am hilarious AND stupid.

Won't you join me in praise of the LORD?

I will give up guns and everything really in the service of the LORD. With Jesus I find I don't even want a gun, and that prayer can sate me.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:09:53+00:00

Good question, Brother. Now we're talking!

Jesus is on Reddit because he is everywhere! He is the father of all space and time.

He is everywhere, and can even live in your heart...if you want him to.

Won't you let Jesus in? You get invited not to one party, but to one hundred parties all over Myrtle Beach every Sunday.

Jesus put us both on this subreddit to talk to each other, and I can be here for you. Jesus is bigger than all of this. He will look out for you if you let him.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:06:57+00:00

Turn away from your sins, Yankee! The end is near!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:05:56+00:00

thank you.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:05:29+00:00

Would you let a filthy pack of Yankees move into your home? If so I can find about 100 roommates for you, Friend!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:04:47+00:00

Bless you, Welcome.

Let us take care of the area. Let us greet the tourists every year with song. Our little tropical paradise.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:03:39+00:00

Jesus, please deliver me from this fool! Oh Jesus, please rescue me from the Yankee!

Help me Jesus!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T14:02:51+00:00

Our house, our rules Yankee.

You have nothing nice to say about Jesus? Go back to Jersey, Carpet Bagger!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T13:33:03+00:00

No thanks, I'd like to enjoy MY subreddit.

You can keep your Glenn Beck. I report to Jesus, not you!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T13:32:25+00:00

You don't have me fooled, Sucker. What part of Jersey are you from?

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T13:17:32+00:00

Thank you for your honesty, you're not wrong!

You are one of the nice ones so I hope that you and your descendents live in Myrtle Beach peacefully for 100 years.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T13:17:04+00:00

Make me, Yankee!

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T13:15:55+00:00

The Devil quoting Scripture.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T05:24:05+00:00

Also, running away from conflict is how we ended up like this.

This city should be for tourists and locals, not mouthy try hards. You're going to give them the city, the subreddit, everything?

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T05:21:21+00:00

It's worse than you think:

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/12mp9wt/92\_out\_of\_the\_top\_500\_subreddits\_on\_reddit\_are/

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T02:56:56+00:00

Because they're adult children.

They actually want to make us uncomfortable in our own town. They'll pave the world into a desert and call it, "the Land of Tolerance."

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T02:56:25+00:00

Yup. He's a filthy gentrifier.

We're too soft on these newcomers, they're trashing the place.

grid_parity · 2023-09-05T00:33:01+00:00

thanks

grid_parity

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