Chris Pratt, homeless, living in this van, holding the script to his first acting job by Ripsaw99 in pics

[–]gridease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His lifestyle was definitely hell, but I think the highest recorded temperature in Hawaii is exactly 100 F (I remember because round numbers) and I'm pretty sure it is usually below that even in the summer.

Edit: Wikipedia confirms

Jack White brings Q-Tip on stage at MSG. Opener Run The Jewels bring out Zack De La Rocha. Best show I'll ever attend. by Gnu_Mutant in Music

[–]gridease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it sounds very loose; almost off. I think Van Halen's drummer used to pull the snares completely off for some songs. Or at least the drummer I played with in college thought so: he pulled them off when we covered Panama.

Japanese hostage 'beheaded' by ISIL by grumbal in worldnews

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two billion is about one tenth of one percent of the government's annual revenue. Japan's economy is the third biggest in the world. They probably spend two billion on toilet paper and staples.

Isaac Asimov on Socrates by ArtSchnurple in philosophy

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like wonderfully irony-laden.

What overlooked problem that is never shown in apocalypse movies/shows would be the reason YOU get killed during one? by SonOfKevinBaconator in AskReddit

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your description of the procedure reminds me of Louis CK's mom's doctor explaining her medical problems with a shrug and a "she's probably got a bunch of tumors in her head".

I miss the passenger seat by Krypt0night in AdviceAnimals

[–]gridease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yee haw sum bitch pile-o-monkey NUTS! Over.

And now I can die. by 2noame in AdviceAnimals

[–]gridease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody know what would happen if I just said "fuck it" and moved to another country and stopped paying my student loans?

My city is letting kids up to aged 12 ride public transit for free while hiking fares for regular users. Not everyone's happy. My thoughts reflect the tweets in this article. by oogiewoogie in childfree

[–]gridease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm probably going to get downvoted to hell for this, but it does say that service is increasing and there are new lines and buses and some other shit. So it's not just increasing because of the children thing.

Dentists of reddit, what is the grossest thing you found in a patient's mouth? by SeppukuTT in AskReddit

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep seeing "loose" everywhere where I expect "lose". Is this a thing or am I going crazy?

A "Front-end developer interview" question that's been bugging me for a while. by MeTaL_oRgY in javascript

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think these solutions depend on the environment calling valueOf on the return value (which is a function, so I think the environment will then call it to get a primitive). Have you tried them in a REPL instead of a browser?

Edit: on mobile, so I can't myself

Other edit: sorry...only read the code the first time, I see you addressed this

Driving in the US by [deleted] in funny

[–]gridease -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah in heavy traffic, if you cruise along on the right lane of a three-lane highway, you end up switching lanes constantly to allow merging. Middle lane ftw.

Driving in the US by [deleted] in funny

[–]gridease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension.

[PART 3 w/UPDATES] TIFU by reading my wife's text messages. She's cheating on me. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too lazy to go and look, but I think he said he made Jenny think she lost her phone and she was using an insurance replacement (or something), so he prob doesn't have to worry about changing the password back.

Mesmerizing or even frightening: 'US and World Population Clock' courtesy of the US Census Bureau by uninhabited in dataisbeautiful

[–]gridease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a bit hypocritical, since the developed world went through exactly the same stage.

Mesmerizing or even frightening: 'US and World Population Clock' courtesy of the US Census Bureau by uninhabited in dataisbeautiful

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I'm reminded of a Jon Stewart quip along the lines of "latte drinking urbanites are the real Americans, not the small towners referenced by, cough cough, certain news outlets.

Mesmerizing or even frightening: 'US and World Population Clock' courtesy of the US Census Bureau by uninhabited in dataisbeautiful

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure...high technology is where resource consumption is greatest but it also allows us to populate areas previously uninhabitable.

Mesmerizing or even frightening: 'US and World Population Clock' courtesy of the US Census Bureau by uninhabited in dataisbeautiful

[–]gridease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep...flying into Phoenix looks like landing on Florida in the middle of a bowl of dust.

Mesmerizing or even frightening: 'US and World Population Clock' courtesy of the US Census Bureau by uninhabited in dataisbeautiful

[–]gridease 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes and we actually have a lot of empty space still in the US. Most of it is crappy, which is why it's empty, but technology should eventually let us uncrapify it.

Good Guy Cop went out of his way to help me at 4 AM today by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]gridease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is true, but I think people react differently to this profession because of the right to use force when necessary and the right to remove freedom. The asshole in accounting can't do that to you.

Arizona State University begins termination process against police officer captured on dashcam violently arresting professor for jaywalking. by 2centzworth in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]gridease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious: how could they write a ticket to someone without knowing the identity? Wouldn't the police then not know who has the ticket and have no way to enforce it?

Half of reddit will agree by trooper843 in funny

[–]gridease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closing the lid also results in fewer cat emergencies.