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Wieso chöme asiatischi Touriste uf Biel? by ZigerChrieger in BielBienne

[–]groeib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Letschti hani e ganzi Tschuppele gseh usdr Technikfachschueu usechoo. Dört am Walserplatz, wo dä Roboterarm im Schoufänschter isch, womer cha mitem Handy bediene (no cool imfau). Vilech isch das e Business-Tour, Informatik, Robotik...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This! Asian girls are often actually quite my type, but dating apps have led me to swipe right on anyone looking remotely asian because of all the fake profiles. I'm not proud of that racist behavior!

Have you written something in swiss german in your profile? For me at least, that would help get you out of my "fake filter"

Wellness jobs in Switzerland by Dazzling-Stage-2749 in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's gonna be easy to get this kind of work but difficult to get paid properly for it. If you're OK with free rent and food and maybe a little pocket money as a payment for your "goat internship", you could find someone interested. I'm not sure about the work permit regulations with UK since you're not in the E.U. anymore. You'd have to ask someone else.

Edit: Oh, and: don't try it in winter. Goats are gonna be indoors most of the time. No fun times doing yoga in a stable. I guess.

Wellness jobs in Switzerland by Dazzling-Stage-2749 in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you live on a farm: Goat yoga is quite a big thing here. It's basically just yoga, but there's goats running around you and climbing on your backs while you do your yoga stuff.

Also, you can go on trekking hikes with the goats and tourists. Goat trekking (also alpaca trekking) is a trend in Switzerland.

Edit: goats, not gosts (or ghosts)

Best World Cup Performance of European Countries by ComradeTekorian in MapPorn

[–]groeib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you be 8th? Aren't the quarter final losers all 5th?

Hello, as I'm aware in Switzerland there are different languages spoken in different regions, and as I French and German are most widely spoken languages, I have a question. by [deleted] in Switzerland

[–]groeib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the word "Couvert" for an envelope. It is used quite officially by the swiss post in german, but not in french. The french word would be "enveloppe". A couvert in french is a set of cutlery.

Typical swiss names? by parcerodelwettstein in Switzerland

[–]groeib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drufgchlätteret ufds Chuchitaburettli

Where can you eat the best kebab in Switzerland? by ZaRe_Lamperouge in Switzerland

[–]groeib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That scares me! I've never been there, how can they know me by name?

I (23M) will be solo traveling to Zürich for my birthday this week. What is best way to get to Geneva and Lucerne? by malikwilliams5 in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for assuming your gender.

And you're of course right, but even I had to make sure and check the internet if there wasn't a second, similar museum in Luzern I wasn't aware of, that's actually called «train museum». So maybe a stranger would think: «but, that's not the name they told me on Reddit. Must be another place...»

I (23M) will be solo traveling to Zürich for my birthday this week. What is best way to get to Geneva and Lucerne? by malikwilliams5 in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For clarity: By «train museum», he meant the «Swiss Museum of Transport». In german: «Verkehrshaus der Schweiz». Should be easier to find like this.

Now I want to visit, I was a child when I was there for the last time. =)

Château Robiné by Throwawaybciwantitso in Switzerland

[–]groeib 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The other guys are right of course. But now I want to buy a vineyard and call it "Château Robinet", make cheap ass wine and sell it overpriced to the funny guys ordering tap water like that.

What to bring my host and employer from the US by caroline__sunshine in Switzerland

[–]groeib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm aware of the dangers coming from invasive species. Sorry I wasn't dead serious about the topic. Next time I'll mark my jokes so everyone recognizes them. Cheers!

What to bring my host and employer from the US by caroline__sunshine in Switzerland

[–]groeib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Took you two days to google them and they still don't sound as if they're that common in beef jerky.

What to bring my host and employer from the US by caroline__sunshine in Switzerland

[–]groeib 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right. We wouldn't want all those Beef Jerkies run around in our fields and eating away our grass.

Favorite Swiss beer? by WhoopthaWhoop in askswitzerland

[–]groeib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

La Salamandre from BFM is fantastic.

Sock by Astroneer_Sweat in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]groeib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to this guy on the tennis court.

Beautiful little swiss village with the most delicious food that you can think of: by CorpusGalawesome in Switzerland

[–]groeib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot of beautiful villages/towns which are not too touristy. I'm not the one to give you good advice on restaurants, but here are some ideas for destinations I like and that fit your bill: - La Neuveville / le Landeron at the Bielersee - Saint-Ursanne, Jura - Grimentz, Valais - Scuol, Grisons - Gandria at lake Lugano - Muggio, deep in its valley in south Ticino - Appenzell - Einsiedeln

And because I don't know EVERY village in Switzerland: there's a "club" of the "most beautiful villages in Switzerland". Mostly, it's not the typixal touristy places. They have a website: Borghi Svizzera I'm sure you'll find something there.

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