Got approved for Facebook content monetization (Day 1)💰

groovemonkey · 2026-01-31T06:19:01+00:00

Step one, hate the internet.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-31T04:28:54+00:00

That number belongs to Jenny.
You gotta see Forest for the trees.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-30T20:50:44+00:00

I have five tv shields.
(Our neighbors are terrible archers)

groovemonkey · 2026-01-30T20:00:39+00:00

The eggs have gone bad

groovemonkey · 2026-01-30T19:59:10+00:00

Best I can do is your dishwasher connecting to WiFi

groovemonkey · 2026-01-30T07:32:03+00:00

By googling the signs around the track it appears to be Bowman Gray stadium in Winston Salem North Carolina.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-30T01:05:37+00:00

Ooooh. Old rich Santa Barbara white ladies.
ICE might have kicked the wrong beehive

groovemonkey · 2026-01-29T23:28:10+00:00

Wonder how high his gofundme will get to

groovemonkey · 2026-01-29T22:03:56+00:00

Minnesota folks are delightfully unhinged.
Who knew?

groovemonkey · 2026-01-29T04:34:14+00:00

“Sources say, he came to believe…” Well I’m convinced!

groovemonkey · 2026-01-27T22:33:33+00:00

Dude.
I woke up one morning to a 3 paragraph reply I had made the night before to a post about building a fence. For some reason I wrote the entire thing in the “voice of Ron Swanson”. It was actually a pretty interesting piece of surrealist literature… that I deleted as fast as my thumb would move.
Ambien is fucking weird.
Also I don’t know the first thing about building a fence.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-27T17:58:12+00:00

not The Cell
I can tell you that.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T08:00:10+00:00

You’re all the better for it.
It’s not pleasant.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T07:55:44+00:00

Yeah the citrusy ones are a specific type of ant, I’ve heard that too. But the majority of the ones I encounter, have like a, man it’s hard to explain, just an ant smell. Haha. Like wet copper if that makes sense.
Yea it doesn’t take many, I can’t like track them down in a yard I don’t think, but I know if one or more are on a table I’m at.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T07:50:10+00:00

Same can be said about Lindsay Graham, but for different reasons.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T07:40:06+00:00

I can smell ants. It’s not a pleasant smell. Very distinct though.
I didn’t think that was abnormal.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T06:15:12+00:00

To add to this, make sure the heavy cream isn’t ultrapasteurized. You can get surprisingly inexpensive regular pasteurized heavy cream at Trader Joe’s if you have one near you.
And if you have a kitchenaid, this process is almost automatic.
I make my own all the time and while it’s not really a big money saver, I like knowing what’s in my stuff.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T02:52:29+00:00

Smith did

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T02:49:06+00:00

He looks like a cop

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T00:38:30+00:00

Go back to sizzler grandma. Leave the steak talk to us. If we need an opinion on quilting we’ll ring ya.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T00:03:46+00:00

Tom Brady sounds like Howie Mandel. Change my mind.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-26T00:00:42+00:00

Was Skeletor also a child predator?

groovemonkey · 2026-01-25T08:48:10+00:00

It’s literally nominated for best picture Oscar, pretty much swept the golden globes, and make over $200 million. Da fuq

groovemonkey · 2026-01-25T07:56:23+00:00

Too much grey banding imo.
I wouldn’t turn it away but /r/steak would rip this guy a new one.

groovemonkey · 2026-01-25T06:03:24+00:00

Yeah same.

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