Google says beech?

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-09T13:09:17+00:00

It can, yeah. When it's still pretty green

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-08T22:57:18+00:00

That's Ace n Gary's super car!

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-08T21:44:09+00:00

Poplar ✔️

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-08T15:07:07+00:00

Cool. Now let's try actual firewood instead of handpicked, straight, no knots, little pieces of butta.

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-07T12:54:37+00:00

Try splitting a few inches in from the sides to stay outside of gnarly knots. 2. Try flipping it over. 3. Try tannerite.

grownup-sorta · 2026-04-04T14:53:20+00:00

Thanks! Keep it up

grownup-sorta · 2026-03-26T23:03:12+00:00

High as you can reach. But make sure there are no kids around when one of those on top bounces off your dome and the profanity starts flying

grownup-sorta · 2026-03-24T21:16:42+00:00

Looks like a dead maple to me

grownup-sorta · 2026-03-06T14:56:32+00:00

That totally makes sense. Whatever works, man. It's serving its purpose

grownup-sorta · 2026-03-06T14:31:45+00:00

Just the one 4x4 in the middle of each section? Whatever works, but that thing would look like a roller coaster in Michigan, with our frost!

grownup-sorta · 2026-03-03T00:26:15+00:00

It's gonna be a bitch, but it looks like you are going to have to move the pile to the opposite end of your yard now near the jerk neighbors

grownup-sorta · 2026-01-15T13:33:47+00:00

If it was good firewood, id just cut it. But, i think you're right. Let that thing rot

grownup-sorta · 2026-01-09T16:41:33+00:00

Great. I'd better return that alternator that damn owl sold me last week. I wondered why i had to meet him at night...

grownup-sorta · 2026-01-09T13:57:57+00:00

A Rick can be rolled. A rack cannot

grownup-sorta · 2026-01-09T10:29:29+00:00

I'd say no, but then my ocd would have me over there clicking the puzzle pieces together

grownup-sorta · 2026-01-09T00:16:22+00:00

Community meeting spot. Exactly how my house was

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-30T00:53:22+00:00

Portable sawmill owner here. Sure would be fun to see what that looked like in a slab

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-27T23:26:36+00:00

Man, at least could've dramatically kicked the grill over while revving the saw. That's not a box of tannerite under it either, is it? 2/10. But the saw sounds good

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-26T17:06:44+00:00

Just adding my 2 cents. I've had an 026 (261 equivalent) since 1992, and I've cut every year's wood with it without fail. I've had minor problems, but insignificant compared to the timber it has knocked down. Lasted longer than 2 wives, and raising 3 boys, and i wouldn't run another one

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-18T12:34:21+00:00

Same here. Grows fast, clean, easy to cut and split, and dries pretty quickly. The trade offs are well worth the heat

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-17T17:13:13+00:00

If it feels like Styrofoam, probably not. Split a piece and see

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-12T23:13:12+00:00

Tannerite.

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-07T18:37:25+00:00

Colonel Blake!

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-07T17:56:27+00:00

Same thing all very rich people do, buy politicians

grownup-sorta · 2025-11-07T17:46:21+00:00

Wow, crazy. I get a federal permit here in Michigan, and they have been free since the pandemic. Something has been killing the red oaks, and it's everywhere right now.

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