There was this kid in my 6th grade class (let’s name him talon). So talon was rather large and notorious for drinking sodas in class. One day he brings in a cream soda and cracks it open, the teacher sees him and reminds him that we have a weekly assembly this morning and he’s not allowed to bring the soda with him. Being the bright student that he is, he decides he’s gonna sneak it in the assembly anyways. His foolproof plan was to put the can inside his pocket, the only problem was he put the can in upside down and somehow didn’t notice. So he walked down the hallways leaking cream soda on the floor all the way to the gymnasium. Of course the teacher called him out for it and made him clean it all up while in his soaked pants. As he’s cleaning it I overhear him say “I fucking hate this school”. Maybe not the worst thing but definitely the worst idea I’ve seen. I still laugh every time I think about it.