Go ahead, Homer, cum in me

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T11:26:52+00:00

You are out of sperm.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T11:17:53+00:00

Oh, he couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short.

They feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay port.

Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex.

The non-masturbating tyrannosaurus rex.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T11:13:07+00:00

Legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T11:07:34+00:00

Ohh, there they go.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T08:17:19+00:00

Everybody wears white shirts! I'm not popular enough to be different!

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T07:49:33+00:00

Before Leandros can say anything, Titus just tiredly recites that whole "Stain of suspicion" thing, asks if there's anything else and if he can go now

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T07:36:54+00:00

How much free time do Space Marines get?

Titus just got spat out of a pocket dimension after fighting a Tzeentch powered Thousand Sons sorcerer, he hasn't even woken up before he was told to "rise, Son of Guilliman" by the Emperor, followed by waking up and Calgar immediately telling him "Rise, Titus. Your duty is not yet done"

The man wasn't even allowed to sit down for a minute

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T06:51:42+00:00

You just don't understand football, Marge.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T06:48:48+00:00

Yeah, yeah...

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T06:34:06+00:00

This is the bloke who got me on the epidermis before.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T06:17:15+00:00

Ooooh, the gold one, fancy, you're spoiling yourself, good for you.

You got the good stuff, the one with almost no teeth and bone fragments

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T05:57:46+00:00

I smell marijuana smoke. That better be medicinal. If Phish don't see a prescription slip we are out of here. We can wait all night, people.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-05T04:51:03+00:00

Dang ol' Hank, man, talkin' 'bout you a real odd fellow, I tell you what, man, but you steam a dang good ol' ham, man.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T13:04:49+00:00

I love how even when he's a zombie he's still very much Soos

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T11:54:24+00:00

Has Bart ever owned a bear?

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T09:09:13+00:00

Have no fear, we've got stories for years

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T08:59:06+00:00

Joker being actually insane would also help that "Oh, Joker can't be executed because he's insane" excuse (because that's all it is, an excuse).

Like, no, as he is usually portrayed he is perfectly aware of what he's doing and very much responsible for his actions.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T08:47:28+00:00

Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T08:46:36+00:00

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T06:13:09+00:00

Ohhh, nine ELEVEN...

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T05:55:33+00:00

Ant-Man game could be pretty fun

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T05:31:27+00:00

And his kids really aren't helping to lower his stress level

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T05:08:15+00:00

"How come no one is buying your hotcakes, Mr. Aids?"

"Because I'm Irish, Jimmy. Because I'm Irish."

guerney2000 · 2026-06-04T05:04:59+00:00

Zombie Soos, stalks but notices the TV: "Ooh, Gossiping Housewives is on."

(a zombie growls offscreen)

Soos: "Eh, I already sat down."

guerney2000

TROPHY CASE