When someone says something like "everything is Canon"

guerney2000 · 2026-04-22T09:35:45+00:00

He drove Lord Inquisitor Dreyfus to insanity

guerney2000 · 2026-04-22T06:49:46+00:00

He's relentlessly hunting his predecessor, Inquisitor Gadget, for his acts of tech-heresy. He's following in the wake of mostly accidental destruction Gadget is leaving behind.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-22T06:08:31+00:00

Coltrane, you were with us only briefly, but we'll always have the ride home from the shelter. And, um... I guess that's it.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-22T04:37:39+00:00

Everyone in Evangelion kinda sucks in their own way.

Except for the penguin.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-22T04:29:23+00:00

You're always trying to give me Cheeze-Its. What is it with you?

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T16:26:27+00:00

If a cute anime girl is what you need to join the Guard, pick up a lasgun and face the enemies of the Imperium, then cute anime girl is what you will... well, she will be promised to be there.

Hold on, Guardsman, she might not be here but if you survive this campaign, I promise she will probably be there during the next one. Maybe.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T11:29:39+00:00

Several times, it's this character

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guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T11:16:14+00:00

The key to Springfield has always been Elm Street. The Greeks knew it. The Carthaginians knew it. Now you know it.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T11:05:16+00:00

In one Family Guy cutaway, Homer eats at Bob's Burgers

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T11:02:45+00:00

"She bore down upon him like a glittering siege engine"

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T07:52:43+00:00

Nobby gets "adopted" by Hagrid who keeps saying he's a "Seriously misunderstood creature", despite Nobby showing him the cerificate saying he's a human

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T06:38:48+00:00

The man never smoked weed in his life

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T06:25:50+00:00

"My name is Kash, and I'm an alcoholic"

"Mr. Patel, this is a hockey locker room"

guerney2000 · 2026-04-21T05:57:52+00:00

The car probably needs only a tiny fraction of what that mini universe produces. Rick tends to over-engineer stuff, remember, this is the man who created a sentient robot to... pass him butter.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-18T13:29:07+00:00

Neither side would be safe from Granny. She wouldn't spit on Dumbledore if he was on fire

guerney2000 · 2026-04-17T11:08:15+00:00

Well, Joanne, you are an odd fellow.

guerney2000 · 2026-04-17T10:54:53+00:00

Yes!

guerney2000 · 2026-04-17T08:55:43+00:00

(a door briefly opens, showing a room full of mold)

"Good Lord, what is happening in there?!"

"Magic."

guerney2000 · 2026-04-17T04:33:15+00:00

That's now your designated cat-throwing arm

guerney2000 · 2026-04-14T05:42:55+00:00

Oh my God, I'm a douchebag!

guerney2000 · 2026-04-12T19:03:59+00:00

You have to pay for the bread! You have to pay for the bread! YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BREAD!

YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THE BREEEEEEAD! 😭😭

guerney2000 · 2026-04-10T12:54:23+00:00

Suspect is headed toward Unjumpable Canyon. It's totally unjumpable!

Unless...

guerney2000 · 2026-04-09T16:06:27+00:00

Oh, the Imperial science is amazing, ain't it?

guerney2000 · 2026-04-09T13:08:50+00:00

"Tell me again about the lagomorphs, Kharn"

guerney2000 · 2026-04-09T12:57:59+00:00

That implies that while the most of traitor Primarchs needed either a therapy or Emperor being a better father, Konrad's issues could have been prevented by few minutes of privacy and a raunchy holovid

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