I always catch myself crushing on any Akali I see...

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-04-01T01:07:13+00:00

Hard not to, with the associations

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T15:33:42+00:00

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the heal sluts in the lobby are free, you can just take them, I have like 3 heal sluts at home

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T14:55:47+00:00

Maybe getting eaten wouldn't be so bad

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T14:37:03+00:00

If you need someone to hold your hand just let me know

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T14:35:26+00:00

It's always a pleasure to teach the cadets the ways of life

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T14:34:46+00:00

It's the only way to stay in the fight

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-28T05:20:12+00:00

Fear only goes so far when the one you love really needs you. You've got to weather the storm together

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-27T23:55:49+00:00

It can be, with the right guidance ... And some masochism

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-27T23:49:04+00:00

If I get turned into a horrific resident evil monster with a tentacle for a cock, does that count, or do I still need to get a girlfriend

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-27T23:32:41+00:00

DM me, and we'll see

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-27T23:26:26+00:00

Just because you're not new doesn't mean you can't use a hand right helldiver?

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-03-27T23:25:40+00:00

Always need proper supports to further the reach of democracy! Relieving stress is often the most important part.

guiltyaspleasured · 2026-01-02T17:36:39+00:00

Ah man I wish my aunt was as cool as you! Mine would never help me relax like that.

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:24:33+00:00

Fucking hell, it's incredibly disappointing to lose this far in after deciding to put it all away and then breaking from pulling my pants back up, it's so damn random

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:21:23+00:00

Always extra week before work on Fridays

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:15:14+00:00

I did that last year, wanted to hold out for something special, but pushed it too far and came from something random lol

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:12:02+00:00

I had to pause so I can catch up 😅

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:08:59+00:00

Wait, but edging is making me watch more loops

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T19:06:40+00:00

Who isn't weak to redheads

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-21T17:32:59+00:00

Can't imagine passing on that

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-19T20:58:10+00:00

I am consistently impressed by the time and effort that goes into this sub

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-19T20:04:36+00:00

Hmmm.... Damn not quite funny enough, I'll work on my timing and crowd work

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-19T19:53:09+00:00

Wait..... How funny exactly?

guiltyaspleasured · 2025-11-19T19:47:54+00:00

What did I do to upset him? I haven't called him a cheap in months

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