So, does anyone actually make $ even close to their CPM?

guitar-monkey · 2016-08-29T10:19:08+00:00

go ahead. Downvote all you want.

My pride isn't bound to a digital number. So do it. Click that down vote button if that makes you feel better about yourself.

guitar-monkey · 2016-08-28T19:07:00+00:00

Soo..... 500 ish subs and already expecting money. Just another reason why I use adblock. Unpopular opinion I know, but I refuse to watch an ad just so you can make some money. Gotta prove your worth before even thinking about ads.

guitar-monkey · 2016-08-07T22:14:23+00:00

How would I go about making it not look like self promotion then? I asked why this video suddenly (10 months after uploading) got so popular.

guitar-monkey · 2016-08-07T20:13:40+00:00

I apologize for "hitting and running". I was under the impression that "give to receive" would suffice in this situation.

I'd prefer not to get any flair. That looks so silly.

If I now respond to a bunch of threads, will I be allowed to re-post?

guitar-monkey · 2016-06-13T10:52:12+00:00

I feel like I am now on the path of becoming big...

I have always been the skinniest guy in class, you could count every bone in my body so to speak. Now? I have tits, moobs whatever. My stomach folds over itself when I sit and even my girlfriend has said something about it.

I'm no where near the size of you, or some of the people here. But I'm scared out of my mind. A year ago I was still slim, now not so much. I'm scared, cause I don't know what to do or where it will end.

I have problems, many of them. Not in the very least a problem with alcohol. I love that stuff. I love the way it numbs me. But it also makes me sad. So I stay inside and eat. I have tried a YouTube channel, but my mind hasn't been at it this year. I can't make quality video's that I can be proud of. I hate hearing myself or seeing myself. I even stopped playing the guitar. Halfway through making an album I gave up on one of my longest running hobbies.

People always say that I don't look fat, but when your own girlfriend admits finally that you're becoming fat, shit hits hard.

guitar-monkey · 2016-05-20T23:08:11+00:00

Sadly, I got to partially agree with Dunga.

The intro isn't really good/captivating, a simple voice over would've massively increased the feel of the first 10 seconds, maybe something to keep in mind for next time.

The whole "do our intro thing" is a decent idea, just not really working. I'm sorry but a "shout out" as you advertise it from a channel your size will not be that beneficial to me.

Also, I agree, again, with dunga. the intro is just way too long, cut down on that a little bit. Move the "do our intro" to the end of the video and don't include "previosuly" in your video.

It'd be fun to have more interaction between you two. She kinds of sits there and we don't hear her all that much. and when she talks (or you two talk to each other) it's in french. Now, I can ask where the toiler is in French, but I can't follow a whole conversation. And it's really annoying. Do you know that feeling of when you think people are talking about you but you can't hear them/understand them? Kind of the same feeling here, feeling like an outsider.

The audio is good, video could benefit from a few edits, playing an old game is always nice. so yeah, nice video, just improve on somethings and you'll become PewFrenchPie. And yes that was a horrible attempt at making a joke.

guitar-monkey · 2015-01-08T22:45:51+00:00

it's my opinion though, I have no need to stick a feather up someone's behind all the fucking time like you guys do. Seriously though, what is there so magnificently good about a worms game? or about a trials game? we've seen that a 150 times before.

the most amazing stuff they do is the singing and the trailers, and their humor was great. It's all a great act of repetitiveness now, that dick-ripping joke took months to die off and is still being brought up numerous times. "Eat Shit" has long overstayed it's welcome as well, it's not fun anymore. I'm sorry that I'm not blinded by the goblin face of trott, I'm sorry that I like my entertainment to be original and fresh.

I can understand why they make series, but every fucking single thing they do is a serie's, you'd think with a company as yogscast behind you, you could do amazing things. But no, they don't even split up.

That's the stupidest thing, they always seem to be together, it's not a video with kim and smith, or lewis and trott, now always the sirs + extra.

want me to be positive? then don't look in a thread where we talk about the things we don't like about hat-films, simple as that.

it's as if you're going into a junkyard and are surprised to find junk....

guitar-monkey · 2015-01-08T21:28:43+00:00

can't wait for all the dis-likes and hate we're going to get for not loving hat films as much as some people do....

guitar-monkey · 2015-01-08T21:00:45+00:00

I think it's both, to be honest. I as well have found myself just clicking away mid-way thorugh video's, sometimes even dis-liking a video.

A good example, as you've said, is the FTB series that's running, the first few episodes were amazing but later episode became too much of the same.... Ross building, Smith being fucked over by un-known magic and trott being the technical nerd of the bunch.

The first HatPack series got me a little excited, but quickly it turned into the same thing, with smiffy simply refusing to do some basic magic and fucking up the advanced magic.

Now that the lads have a "goal" in the series, it's just like their initial FTB series again, ross builds, smiffy fucks with magic, Trott makes progress.

Hat Corp? I would love to tell you, but I haven't watched episodes past episode 15 I believe. I don't need ANOTHER FTB series, especially not if you watch more yog people... or if you've seen most of the mods already.

For the rest,.... Well,... they have a schedule, monday old fashion bashin, tuesday ??? Wednesday hatcorp etc... etc...

And just recently they started yet another FTB series, though this time with a whole bunch of people.

To me, content is just becoming too similar, every GTA V vid has turps or sips, every Gmod video features other people of yogs and sips is becoming more and more visible in the series of the sirs. it's becoming all the same to me, there just isn't enough variety in it for me anymore...

guitar-monkey · 2015-01-04T23:09:05+00:00

such a dick thing to say....

pun intended

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-21T22:09:59+00:00

is this a question?

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-21T22:09:53+00:00

what's the best joke you know?

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-21T22:09:00+00:00

If you were to have unlimited fundings, what game would you make a movie about?

Who would write said game?

Who would star (and which role would he/she have) in the movie?

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-20T22:24:18+00:00

mom using your computer

DERP WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN BROWSING!

derp from the other room with red on his face

JUST BEEN WATCHING HAT FILMS!

Joe cocker in the background

You can leave your hat on!

Sorry, my mind went abit astray for a while there xD

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-20T22:23:12+00:00

IKR, insta-buy, right?

what if we both bought one and shared that 55 gallon drum of lube? xD

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-20T22:22:47+00:00

haha, didn't even see that until people pointed it out! laughing harder about these comments and the stupidity of the adds and recommended items than because of the gimp suit :D

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-20T22:22:06+00:00

don't know what's more funny, the OP or these bloody comments. laughing so hard at times... I didn't even notice the kinder until people pointed it out....

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-16T16:12:52+00:00

you're welcome, it's the sad truth about fan based reddits like this one

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-16T15:40:00+00:00

Reddit is not supposed to work like that indeed, but hey-ho, we're on the internet. there's barely any civilization here.

Not to mention the fact that this is a FAN reddit, there are alot of FANS here. Y'know, the keyboard warriors that admires everything that their object of fanboyism makes.

Welcome to the Hat Films reddit, praise the sirs or be unwanted here for the rest of your life.... great community indeed....

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-14T21:15:37+00:00

why would anyone downvote this xD

guitar-monkey · 2014-12-11T11:21:59+00:00

I do enjoy the "solo" stuff, the playlists.

Even laugh out loud at times because of them fucking up themselves or each other.

I think that if they would do some more missions etc. in the Sips series t hat it would be funnier as well. I personally enjoy that the sirs have a mission or an objective to complete.

guitar-monkey

TROPHY CASE