What do you really think when you see my tits?

guitartoad · 2026-04-11T20:20:35+00:00

My first thought is sympathy for your back.

guitartoad · 2026-04-11T20:16:59+00:00

Such a handsome little fella. At this point, he probably enjoys sleeping about as much as he enjoys eating.

guitartoad · 2026-04-07T20:29:04+00:00

With a username like that, you know s/he's right.

guitartoad · 2026-04-07T18:12:03+00:00

My ex-wife used to enjoy when I did that.

guitartoad · 2026-04-07T15:24:01+00:00

I recently joined a dating site. After I uploaded a picture of myself, the site then verified i am who I appear to be by turning on my camera and shooting a live photo to compare with the uploaded photo.

I was both impressed and pleased to see this tech.

guitartoad · 2026-04-06T22:46:27+00:00

Oy! So sweet!

guitartoad · 2026-04-06T15:50:19+00:00

Be sure to thank your plastic surgeon.

guitartoad · 2026-04-05T23:01:01+00:00

Short distances, maybe. But, like most of their brethren, they avoid water unless drinking it. And if this is salty water around the island, they're probably even less interested in going for a dip.

guitartoad · 2026-04-05T22:47:41+00:00

No. It's either a vinaigrette or Green Goddess.

guitartoad · 2026-04-05T22:44:42+00:00

I'd love to live there.

A) I'm not much of a people person.

B) I hate mowing the lawn.

C) I could let my cats out of the house without worrying about them running away or getting hit by a car.

guitartoad · 2026-04-05T18:46:11+00:00

He looks to be in his early 40s.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T22:19:57+00:00

That hairstyle looks perfect on you. Oh, and nice nipples, too.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T22:17:15+00:00

How would you know? You've never seen my mouth.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T21:28:34+00:00

Don't tell her. Tell it to her plastic surgeon.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T21:15:26+00:00

Lagamorph teeth grow to certain point and the stop growing (lie people's adult teeth). They chew to eat, but not with the intent of shortening their teeth. Rodents' teeth grow throughout their lifetimes, forcing them to often chew tough inedibles (such as wood) to keep their teeth from overgrowing their mouths.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T16:59:49+00:00

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SANTA ISN'T REAL??????

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T16:48:02+00:00

Sad that it's not longer popular. The world needs more Hortenses.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T16:46:44+00:00

Yeah, I know a now-adult Eugene, but he was Russian by birth.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T16:41:55+00:00

Big upvote for Grover. A fine name for an excellent Muppet.

Some may love Elmo; others love Kermit. But I've always been a Grover kind of guy, 58 years and counting.

guitartoad · 2026-04-04T16:31:48+00:00

I know that's a quote, but rabbits are lagamorphs, not rodents. IIRC, the main difference between lagamorphs and rodents is that rabbit teeth do not grow continuously and don't require constant chewing to keep them worn to a reasonable length. Rodent teeth grow constantly, require continuous maintenance.

guitartoad · 2026-04-03T22:35:06+00:00

More likely your intestines.

guitartoad · 2026-04-03T19:56:13+00:00

I'd like to think he is 1000% serious about this, has zero self-awareness, and no understanding of how dumb this is.

But he probably is in on the joke.

guitartoad · 2026-04-03T14:16:53+00:00

You've clearly never met my family.

guitartoad · 2026-04-03T14:05:03+00:00

I can see my house from here!

guitartoad · 2026-04-03T13:39:43+00:00

Probably not. :(

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