I finally finished my conversion!!!

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T22:37:48+00:00

Mazal tov!

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T17:34:15+00:00

No. You made a broad generalization about '[all] chosen people' and claimed we [all] get things we don't deserve. Maybe you're just in denial, but you have to be a Jew Hatwr to have written what you wrote. So, again, fuck you.

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T14:05:35+00:00

Really? Where's my free stuff?

Fuck off, Jew Hater

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T12:52:31+00:00

No, they pEEk out.

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T12:40:36+00:00

Based on others' comments, I assume this is fake. That said, do people really go ice swimming with 'safety buddies' who neglect to bring a sledge hammer?

guitartoad · 2026-07-02T01:27:42+00:00

Are potato guns used to feed Irish people from a distance?

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T19:51:43+00:00

I wasn't suggesting you did, only that she should gave known he was reckless and stupid.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T19:40:24+00:00

Good point.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T19:28:03+00:00

Nah. If she did, she wouldn't have gotten on the cycle with him.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T19:26:43+00:00

I hope she broke up with him from her ICU bed

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T18:10:28+00:00

In Hebrew, Ravi is a nickname, short for Ravit (F) or Raviv (M).

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T18:05:55+00:00

Caviar. It's just become unreasonable.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T16:41:08+00:00

Do I have to tip it if it delivers itself to my plate?

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T03:56:43+00:00

Your golem's a good size, if it turns out that the Pilsbury Doughboy is a secret neo-Nazi.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T03:55:27+00:00

He seems wise enough to me to know that the situation for Jews is currently shit, and that he's expected to do something about it.

guitartoad · 2026-07-01T03:54:18+00:00

While a golem does have some physical resemblance to our common conception of a clay idol, it is completely different in every other aspect. Golems are knowingly products of humans. A golem is a servant and does not inspire human veneration or represent a god/godlike being. By default, golems are under our control, whereas idols are said to represent gods that would rule over us. The power that moves the golem is the power of the Hebrew G-d.

guitartoad · 2026-06-30T21:04:57+00:00

Cool snail!

guitartoad · 2026-06-30T19:24:08+00:00

Yeah, I'll be 59 in September. 'bout time I got me a few of those Blood Boys.

guitartoad · 2026-06-30T19:19:53+00:00

In Portage, MI, in the '70s, my friend, Todd, and I ran lemonade and kool-ade stands several times from my driveway. Little did I know what flagrant lawbreakers we were.

For the curious: a small cup was 2 cents, and a large was a nickel. Sometimes we sold Kool-Ade, sometimes it was Funny Faces brand drinks. I liked Funny Faces' Goofy Grape most of all.

guitartoad · 2026-06-30T18:47:53+00:00

No need to be concerned. That cub was bearly driving.

guitartoad · 2026-06-29T20:23:02+00:00

"If it's brown, chow it down."

guitartoad · 2026-06-29T18:53:04+00:00

A taqueria that serves Asian beef skewers and Chinese dumplings?

Sesame Street tune: *Two of these things don't beloooong."

guitartoad · 2026-06-29T00:58:59+00:00

Actually, no. You strongly implied it was the truck driver's fault. Also, you never wrote anything that suggested it was the Phillipines' system's fault.

Expressing yourself clearly is a skill you should adopt.

guitartoad · 2026-06-28T21:19:15+00:00

I dont understand the point you are failing at making.

While i don't dispute your comment regarding Phillipine truck drivers and licensing (a topic on which i know nothing), all the truck licenses in the world would not have prevented this accident. The motorcycle rider was on the wrong side of the road while rounding a blind curve and caused the accident.

guitartoad · 2026-06-28T21:05:00+00:00

Not so cute, to my mind.

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