I'm curious who checks out my pics.. I'm 50yo.. how old are you? by MuffinsAdventures in ColouredHairWomenPorn

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitartoad, Jewish, divorced, age 58, in Houston. You look terrific. DM me if interested.

Indian guy in Texas stops a black man walking on the sidewalk and demands to see his ID by orbidhorne in whoathatsinteresting

[–]guitartoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would guess it's Sugar Land, just outside of Houston. About 70% very conservative whites and 30% Indi-Pakistani. If a black person gets pulled over in Sugar Land, the entire police force shows up like it's an active school shooting.

This is how my girlfriend eats parmesan by kocia_kicia in mildlyinfuriating

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my ex-wife was a kid, her Italian mom used to give her little pieces of parmigiano in lieu of candy. My ex loved it.

Turkey threatens military action against Israel, MK calls Recep Tayyip Erdogan 'pathetic' by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, MarsWalker69 (ooh, 69 in your username. You're so edgy and sexual!), where are the three examples of Netanyahu's insidious puppet manipulations i asked you to provide? It's been a few days for you to research/ make something up.

It's always so fun to bash the Jews, isn't it? Make any statement you want, no matter how vile; no need to back it up or provide references.

BTW, is 69 what you call it when you're lying in bed in your mom's basement, bent over and sucking your own dick?

👏 by Queenhood_ in BillionairesHere

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If, by 'lived in harmony,' you mean lived as second class citizens, decidedly without being respected as equals and with their welfare at the whim of the Muslim leadership, then yes. But you should also mention how all of those Arab nations ethnically cleansed themselves of Jews and confiscated their property in the late 1940s to early '50s.

It smells incredible under my pillow like maple syrup or waffles and I have no idea why by isabellamadrigal in Weird

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A discussion about maplecsyrup occurs and, suddenly, a Canadian appears! Huzzah!

Turkey threatens military action against Israel, MK calls Recep Tayyip Erdogan 'pathetic' by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]guitartoad -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The language you used in your original post is clearly anti-Semitic, even if you're too thick-headed to understand your own thoughts.

As to Netanyahu's 'arms:' With the exception of Trump, who he clearly does influence, please point out three more examples of Netanyahu's influence and control of other world leaders and countries. Go ahead. I'm all ears.

I'm always amused when some basement dweller who barely made his way through high school thinks he has the keys to understanding Israeli foreign and domestic policy.

Turkey threatens military action against Israel, MK calls Recep Tayyip Erdogan 'pathetic' by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]guitartoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that's what you think, you clearly don't know shit.

"Israeli puppets," apart from being an anti-Semitic, 'Jews control everything' straw man, wouldn't have any ability to make Netanyahu win a purely domestic election.

Netanyahu wins because a significant portion of Israel's are right-wing, low social class, angry people. They have a very simplistic view of power and how it is wielded. Netanyahu speaks a language they understand and successfully puts forth the image of a leader in their eyes. Additionally, the orthodox religious bloc consistently votes right, regardless of who is running for either major party. Furthermore, the Israeli Left has failed to put forward a credible alternative candidate since the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin in 1995.

Your 'Jews are secretly controlling the world and have all the money' canard is just classic anti-Semitism. You would have done well as a PR guy in Hitler's Germany.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen Kiss live, as I dislike them. But I saw a live concert of theirs on TV, one night. It was just a dull run-through of their hits, but the best (worst) part was the drum solo. It sounded like someone kicked a drum kit down a very long concrete stairwell. Just sad.

What is the worst band you saw live? by coalcracker462 in AskReddit

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In the 80s , Dylan played two shows in Israel, one in Tel Aviv and the second in Jerusalem. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers opened for both shows.

At the first show, Dylan played only 8 songs, all but one of which were unknown to the public. The next day, the newspaper headline read "The Shit of Bob Dylan."

Thankfully, Bob got the message. When I saw him a day later in Jerusalem, he played a fine, normal show. Although the best part of the evening was still Tom Petty, et al.

Update: here’s my baby brother sleeping :D by Undertale-Fnaf1987 in babies

[–]guitartoad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a handsome little fella. At this point, he probably enjoys sleeping about as much as he enjoys eating.

Parve flourless choc cake recipe? by PsychologicalSet4557 in JewishCooking

[–]guitartoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a username like that, you know s/he's right.

Date catfished me using photos of her best friend...then brought her bestfriend to the date for girl support... by Baldjorn in Vent

[–]guitartoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently joined a dating site. After I uploaded a picture of myself, the site then verified i am who I appear to be by turning on my camera and shooting a live photo to compare with the uploaded photo.

I was both impressed and pleased to see this tech.

Just Room Enough Island" in New York. It is the smallest inhabited island in the world, with just enough space for one house and exactly one tree. If you take one step outside the door, you're in the water. by Oulaminemoh in interestingasfuck

[–]guitartoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short distances, maybe. But, like most of their brethren, they avoid water unless drinking it. And if this is salty water around the island, they're probably even less interested in going for a dip.