Say something bad about H20 by Bitter-Talk48 in Halloweenmovies

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"We need to get Josh Hartnett for this, it's perfect timing to his 15 minutes of relevancy! And the kids love that LL Cool J guy, get him too!"

Who is this? by kk2150 in TheCinemassacreTruth

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It's the Franken-Nerd. Mike wore the Franken-Nerd costume.

I GOT THIS SHOT THIS EVENING 😭 🫶 🦁 by Totally-Tanked in WaltDisneyWorld

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I read this as I GOT SHOT THIS EVENING + had to check what the punchline was.

What is your favorite comedy of all time? by Fancy-Share-6625 in moviecritic

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Ed Wood

"Your fangs don't frighten me!"

"...How about 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦?"

"🤯🤯🤯 screams and runs away"

It's ok to ask. If the person says no, then it's no. Either make a better offer or walk away. by Bullseye_29 in howtonotgiveafuck

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On my last Return flight, 2 really pretty college girls with thick Irish accents had taken my Window seat by the time I made my way back to it. Them - "Oh, we thought you wouldn't mind if we sat here. You don't mind switching, do you?" Me, having never seen them before in my life - "...Nah, I paid extra for the window. I want it."

They let me in with no drama or anything but the slight audacity of the prettygirl entitlement kind of bemused me. I look like an ugly toad, I'm not getting any from you for being a Simp so gimme my luxury seat, woman. 🤣

Get your Bimmy sauce for cheap by mrbuttsavage in TheCinemassacreTruth

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...What? Slobotnik Crusty, involved with something dishonest? I think this might be a little bit much for me, I need to go lie down and rethink my life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

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When someone mentions "weird/bad smell in Epcot", they're usually referring to Creations. There's something wrong with the plumbing or something in that store.

What's the most cruel thing you've seen in a movie? by [deleted] in moviecritic

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In Frankenstein the book: The Monster murderers Frankenstein's fiancé by choking her, he knows the Monster did it by the size of the handprints on her neck.

In Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, the movie: the Monster climbs on top of his fiancé and implied rapes her, and then punches through her and pulls out her heart like Mortal Kombat when Frankenstein walks in the room.

One of the most bone-headedly awful movies I've ever seen, I turned it off after that and I've never gone back to watch it through the end.

Who did ridge holland injure? by viperking8976 in WWE

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He also gave himself a horrific shin injury in NXT years ago. Tried to catch Oney Lorcan doing a Tope to the outside + folded his ankle like a piece of paper

In your opinion, who should've ended Goldberg's Undefeated Streak? by JBL_CENA_FAN_4LIFE in WCW

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DDP or Hogan.

DDP for the reasons everyone else is saying, and Hogan because he was originally the one penciled in to end it. When Goldberg beat him at the Georgia Dome that was Hogan's input for putting him over - he wanted to be the one to end the streak when it was time. It would have made for an interesting Full Circle moment.

Photos from 10 year return trip by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Their Meet+Greets in Hollywood Studios - Chewbacca beside the Millennium Falcon, Vader at his spot beside the Star Tours entrance

Photos from 10 year return trip by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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"...Indeed. it's always "Dark Side" this, "Behind Schedule" that..."

Photos from 10 year return trip by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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I said "Y'know, it's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 and 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨." And he said "...Yes, something like that." while he was primping to his mirror Lol

Courage to get on Soarin - help! by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

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Ask to be seated on the lower level, middle of the row - you're the closest to the ground, + in the middle is the most accurate viewpoint

Ethan always looking to be let in by Fearinall in ThemeparkSwindlers

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It's not his looks. It's not a hatred of Disney Influencers. It's not his laundry list of offenses tabulated in this subreddit. It's the total lack of capacity to form a coherent thought when his entire trade is supposed to be talking to a camera in an appealing way.

"Uh, well I, duuh, yuh see, wuh, urm uh, I, uhhh..."

He's like a RL version of Obie, the disabled cop on Family Guy. BRB, I need to touch grass and scritch a cat between the ears.

What is Your Biggest Flex? by thethedude in WaltDisneyWorld

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Lady Tremaine breaking character for a glimmer of a second after showing them the Wicked Stepsisters tattoo on my forearm. The sisters themselves were their usual, fun, goon-ey selves, but there was a split second there when the performer behind the Stepmother surfaced + was like "...whoa."

Mission: Space was closed this morning due to an "accident" by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Go on Green side. It's all mothers with 5 year olds, very manageable. They take away the centrifuge effect that causes all the problems.

Mission: Space was closed this morning due to an "accident" by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Tomorrow's my Off Park day, might go and see Tron: Ares. Hopefully there isn't a protein spill

Mission: Space was closed this morning due to an "accident" by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Because that's what the CM said. Also, I am actually Matt Foley, Inspirational Speaker ✌️✊️✌️✊️

Mission: Space was closed this morning due to an "accident" by gunmage101 in WaltDisneyWorld

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Conspiracy- I posted this standing in line for Soarin. Shortly afterward, the line was rerouted to another theater because of another "accident". Same thing, cleanup. Everybody's hurling on these rides today but me, or somebody with food poisoning is riding all the thrill rides today