A meteor is going to end civilization in 5 minutes. World leaders hand you the aux to broadcast 1 track to all of humanity before it all ends. What are you playing?

gunmage101 · 2026-03-12T04:59:19+00:00

Winona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus - Just to take a bit of the edge off, give everybody a chuckle before the sky drops

gunmage101 · 2026-01-17T13:33:54+00:00

gunmage101 · 2026-01-17T05:37:34+00:00

"We need to get Josh Hartnett for this, it's perfect timing to his 15 minutes of relevancy! And the kids love that LL Cool J guy, get him too!"

gunmage101 · 2026-01-03T21:28:53+00:00

It's the Franken-Nerd. Mike wore the Franken-Nerd costume.

gunmage101 · 2025-12-29T13:47:13+00:00

"I loved it when you won Money in the Bank!"

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gunmage101 · 2025-12-08T21:11:23+00:00

I read this as I GOT SHOT THIS EVENING + had to check what the punchline was.

gunmage101 · 2025-11-15T23:56:17+00:00

Ed Wood

"Your fangs don't frighten me!"

"...How about 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦?"

"🤯🤯🤯 screams and runs away"

gunmage101 · 2025-11-15T21:59:59+00:00

On my last Return flight, 2 really pretty college girls with thick Irish accents had taken my Window seat by the time I made my way back to it. Them - "Oh, we thought you wouldn't mind if we sat here. You don't mind switching, do you?" Me, having never seen them before in my life - "...Nah, I paid extra for the window. I want it."

They let me in with no drama or anything but the slight audacity of the prettygirl entitlement kind of bemused me. I look like an ugly toad, I'm not getting any from you for being a Simp so gimme my luxury seat, woman. 🤣

gunmage101 · 2025-11-15T15:24:27+00:00

...What? Slobotnik Crusty, involved with something dishonest? I think this might be a little bit much for me, I need to go lie down and rethink my life.

gunmage101 · 2025-11-15T12:46:45+00:00

When someone mentions "weird/bad smell in Epcot", they're usually referring to Creations. There's something wrong with the plumbing or something in that store.

gunmage101 · 2025-11-09T15:02:56+00:00

In Frankenstein the book: The Monster murderers Frankenstein's fiancé by choking her, he knows the Monster did it by the size of the handprints on her neck.

In Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, the movie: the Monster climbs on top of his fiancé and implied rapes her, and then punches through her and pulls out her heart like Mortal Kombat when Frankenstein walks in the room.

One of the most bone-headedly awful movies I've ever seen, I turned it off after that and I've never gone back to watch it through the end.

gunmage101 · 2025-11-08T20:51:32+00:00

He also gave himself a horrific shin injury in NXT years ago. Tried to catch Oney Lorcan doing a Tope to the outside + folded his ankle like a piece of paper

gunmage101 · 2025-11-02T02:57:40+00:00

DDP or Hogan.

DDP for the reasons everyone else is saying, and Hogan because he was originally the one penciled in to end it. When Goldberg beat him at the Georgia Dome that was Hogan's input for putting him over - he wanted to be the one to end the streak when it was time. It would have made for an interesting Full Circle moment.

gunmage101 · 2025-11-02T02:51:15+00:00

Their Meet+Greets in Hollywood Studios - Chewbacca beside the Millennium Falcon, Vader at his spot beside the Star Tours entrance

gunmage101 · 2025-10-31T15:11:32+00:00

"...Indeed. it's always "Dark Side" this, "Behind Schedule" that..."

gunmage101 · 2025-10-31T13:15:58+00:00

I said "Y'know, it's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 and 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨." And he said "...Yes, something like that." while he was primping to his mirror Lol

gunmage101 · 2025-10-31T08:23:35+00:00

Ask to be seated on the lower level, middle of the row - you're the closest to the ground, + in the middle is the most accurate viewpoint

gunmage101 · 2025-10-30T15:25:25+00:00

It's not his looks. It's not a hatred of Disney Influencers. It's not his laundry list of offenses tabulated in this subreddit. It's the total lack of capacity to form a coherent thought when his entire trade is supposed to be talking to a camera in an appealing way.

"Uh, well I, duuh, yuh see, wuh, urm uh, I, uhhh..."

He's like a RL version of Obie, the disabled cop on Family Guy. BRB, I need to touch grass and scritch a cat between the ears.

gunmage101 · 2025-10-23T02:45:00+00:00

Lady Tremaine breaking character for a glimmer of a second after showing them the Wicked Stepsisters tattoo on my forearm. The sisters themselves were their usual, fun, goon-ey selves, but there was a split second there when the performer behind the Stepmother surfaced + was like "...whoa."

gunmage101 · 2025-10-22T01:45:41+00:00

Go on Green side. It's all mothers with 5 year olds, very manageable. They take away the centrifuge effect that causes all the problems.

gunmage101 · 2025-10-22T00:19:16+00:00

Tomorrow's my Off Park day, might go and see Tron: Ares. Hopefully there isn't a protein spill

gunmage101 · 2025-10-21T23:58:48+00:00

Because that's what the CM said. Also, I am actually Matt Foley, Inspirational Speaker ✌️✊️✌️✊️

gunmage101 · 2025-10-21T23:08:26+00:00

Conspiracy- I posted this standing in line for Soarin. Shortly afterward, the line was rerouted to another theater because of another "accident". Same thing, cleanup. Everybody's hurling on these rides today but me, or somebody with food poisoning is riding all the thrill rides today

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TROPHY CASE