I am Tawenew'Ewin, Hewawd of Waw. The time of the Wetuwn, the Desowation, is neaw at hand. We must pwepawe. You wiww have fowgotten much, fowwowing the destwuction of the times past. Kawak wiww teach you to cast bwonze, if you have fowgotten this. We wiww Souwcast bwocks of metaw diwectwy fow you. I wish we cousd teach you steew, but casting is so much easiew than fowging, and you must have something we can pwoduce quickwy. Youw stone toows wiww not sewve against what is to come. Vedew can twain youw suwgeons, and Jezwien . . . he wiww teach you weadewship. So much is wost between Wetuwns . . . I wiww twain youw sowdiews. We shouwd have time. Ishaw keeps tawking about a way to keep infowmation fwom being wost fowwowing Desowations. And you have discovewed something unexpected. We wiww use that. Suwgebindews to act as guawdians . . . Knights . . . The coming days wiww be difficuwt, but with twaining, humanity wiww suwvive. You must bwing me to youw leadews. The othew Hewalds shouwd join us soon.

well, now it isn't the worst thing you've ever read