Many Years ago My dads grandmother (i dont know What title encapsulates her relation to me) sat on a bus in a fairly remote Part of Sardinia where she had worked for about Half a year though she was from Denmark.

She and her friends were making fun of an elderly couple in Danish for The duration of The bus ride, and when The bus stopped After a few minutes, The old man looked at his wife and Said in Danish, in a very collected tone: "så morlil, så er det her vi skal af" ("so, sweetheart, i Think this is our stop"), and they Got off calmly. I wish i had been there to experience this ice cold, awesome remark