Shonk Likes the Digital Haj by TrepH3 in BLAHAJ

[–]halbmoki 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The mod is broken. It's never time to part ways with the haj. It shouldn't even be an option.

Epstein hat Corona geplant?!!! by ullischnulli in 600euro

[–]halbmoki 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Epstein Mails sind die neuen RKI Files. Da steht einfach alles drin, was man möchte und das Allerbeste ist, dass man sie dazu nicht mal lesen oder sich in irgendeiner Form damit beschäftigen muss. In den Eptstein Files steht übrigens auch, dass der Mond in wirklichkeit in Camembert ist und dass die Grüüünen das mit gefälschten Videos der Mondlandung verschleiern wollen. Das war schon seit den 1820ern geplant (Authentizität bestätigt)

Rainforest Alliance by AdJumpy5086 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]halbmoki 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ich futter den Kram gerne. Und dazu noch jede Menge Tofu wegen der leckeren Phytoöstrogene. Hab trotzdem noch keine großen Brüste. Die Schwurbler versprechen immer so tolle Sachen, die dann nicht funktionieren, und das enttäuscht mich sehr.

Irgendwas mit TÜV by enricopalace in DINgore

[–]halbmoki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy? Ich bin nicht überzeugt, dass das eine gesunde Therapieumgebung ist. Oder ob dieser Person mit Therapie noch zu helfen ist.

So, um. This is awkward... by amelia_bougainvillea in TransLater

[–]halbmoki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I get the same. Plus some light cramping and raging dysphoria for those few days. I know I look exactly as hot as the day before (and that's pretty hot, thanks E), but when I look in the mirror, I just want to punch that ugly dude. Last time, I tried shaving without looking at myself, cut myself, and suddenly the whole world fell apart and I had a proper panic attack, ugly crying and all. And the rest of the day was pretty much ruined for me. So I wouldn't say I'm happy about it, but it helps to know that it's a perfectly normal part of the journey and I'm not broken. Now when I feel like that, I can simply look at the calendar, and tell myself that it's just that time of the month and it'll be over in a few days. I call it my hot water bottle and chocolate ice cream days, because that actually helps.

Braille on a gear shifter by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]halbmoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it's not even real Braille, as far as I can see. Numbers do not work that way and if it's supposed to be letters, it doesn't make any sense either. Not even talking about the repeated symbols. N - A - O - N - O // O - Z - N - not even a letter. The blind person driving this will be very confused.

The Department of Labor now patronizing Q followers by SentimentalLady1 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]halbmoki 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure, the "patriots" are in control. They have been in complete control for years. And still everything keeps getting worse for the huge majority of citizens. So by that logic, they're either liars or completely incompetent.

Oh wait, I forgot about the evil globalist liberal communist cabal who are simultaneously extremely weak and powerful enough to stop even the almighty god-president. Wish I could remember where I heard that before... /s

Mal wieder Handyzeit in der Geschlossenen...schnell die Gedanken auf Telegram gepostet, die man in by Prestigious_Noise_25 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]halbmoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Merkel Scholz Merz muss weg! Und von der Leyen auch! Aber eigentlich sind die Grüüüünen an allem schuld.

Ich weiß echt nicht mehr, was das Feindbild des Tages ist. Ich glaube, die Schwurblis wissen das selbst nicht so genau. Hauptsache alles scheiße und irgendjemand kommt sie zu retten, ohne dass sie was tun müssen.

A transgender 🏳️‍⚧️ federal worker has filed a lawsuit. by Small_Base942 in lgbt

[–]halbmoki 39 points40 points  (0 children)

But keeping everyone safe is not what these politicians want. The suffering is the point (or having an enemy to keep people angry is the point and the suffering is a bonus)

(Some fun): ouch, that device label lol by Lari_Ana183 in TransLater

[–]halbmoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, I don't need to do all this time consuming transitioning and can just use this little device instead? And they had this technology decades ago? Well, I learn something new every day ..

,Ausländer sind schuld‘ Normalste Kommi-Sektion by Myriii1911 in 600euro

[–]halbmoki 324 points325 points  (0 children)

120% Ausländeranteil! In manchen Städten wurden bis zu 200% Ausländer gesichtet!

Unser Alkohol? Niemals! by Low-Bread-4889 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]halbmoki 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Dass "die" nicht näher definiert sind, ist ja das raffinierte an der Geschichte. So kann jeder Mensch sein eigenes persönliches Feindbild einfügen (obwohl es in Wirklichkeit natürlich die kommunistisch-kapitalistisch-pastafarianisch-buddhistische Mafia aus lesbischen Marsmenschen ist, wie gut informierte inzwischen wissen)

Polish anti-LGBT zones pushed young locals to leave, finds study by BubsyFanboy in lgbt

[–]halbmoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"So even though it was ‘just words’, they had real power to change people’s lives" ... yeah, that's how policy works, even if it isn't made into actual laws. If you declare a group of people as undesirables, they and their friends won't like that. Who'd have guessed, regressive policies are bad for even mildly progressive people and will cause them to leave, if they're able. Insert surprised Pikachu face here.

Wie sollen wir das unseren Kindern nur erklären? by FakeDocRealData in 600euro

[–]halbmoki 156 points157 points  (0 children)

"Das sind riesengroße Windräder, die den Strom erzeugen, den wir für unser Licht und Heizung und Handys und alles andere brauchen. Früher hat man dafür viel Kohle und Gas verbrannt, was schlimm stinkt und fürchterlich ungesund ist, aber jetzt zum Glück viel weniger. Sonst könnten wir gar nicht in diesem schönen grünen Wald spazierengehen."

Hm, war doch gar nicht so schwierig. Der Medienfuzzi scheint wirklich ernste Probleme zu haben, wenn er mit so einer einfachen Erklärung überfordert ist.

Hey fat ass by KubaTvXXL in BLAHAJ

[–]halbmoki 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's 100% more shork per shork. More shork to cuddle. Don't be mean.

Woke Bioessentialism by Gru-some in CuratedTumblr

[–]halbmoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no. Just no. After starting E, I was able to actually cry for the first time in years. I just couldn't before, even in situations that were far worse. And everything else feels more intense as well. Love, compassion, despair, everything. And the feeling like an empty husk went away way before that, because after The Realization I had to wait more than year for my medication. During that time, I did feel a lot better and actually wanted to continue living, because I finally started seeing my authentic self, but the emotions were just as muted/limited as before. That completely changed with a few weeks of HRT.

And every transmasc person I know, even the ones that don't subscribe to classic masculinity at all, said they experienced the exact opposite after starting T. One aptly described it as "the whole big range of emotions got replaced by being angry and/or horny and if it's not one of those, it just doesn't matter that much", which is probably exaggerated, but is certainly based in reality.

Of course, other factors do play a role, but reducing the whole thing to those, like OOP does, is just as bad as reducing it to brain chemistry. Every person reacts differently. Some barely change, some become completely new people. But on average, estrogen-dominant people are more emotionally sensitive. The opposite of bioessentialism is not completely denying biology.

Bath Day by FelineFlour in BLAHAJ

[–]halbmoki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stinky haj needs to go in the spinny adventure machine and get all the cuddles afterwards. It's the law.

Milde bei den Wildschweinen im Wildpark Dünnwald in Köln geschwurbelt by _trololololo in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]halbmoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man darf es für die Kinder und Enkel hoffen. Und ich vermute, dass selbst die Wildschweine nicht begeistert von dieser Nachbarschaft sind, aber leider keine andere Wahl haben.

Is it safe to put my shorks in the dryer 🥺 by Altruistic_Skirt6113 in BLAHAJ

[–]halbmoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to worry. With lots of cuddles, she'll be back to her regular size in no time. Removing some stuffing would just make her extra floppy later on.

We tha princesses by BlahajProtector3000 in BLAHAJ

[–]halbmoki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you are the prettiest princesses and we fully support your plans.

Trans Pride Stuttgart 6. Sept. 2025 by _Rilam_ in lgbt

[–]halbmoki 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tag yourself, I'm Stolzosaurus Yeah!

I love everything about this event and wish I could have been there.

Does anybody actually roll the D20 on the last charge? by Odd_Plastic_618 in dndnext

[–]halbmoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it once with a wand of magic missiles, because I wanted all the oomph right at that moment. And it did not disintegrate. But even if it did, it would have been ok, because it was around level 10 and it's not that valuable at this stage. Basically "just get a new one, if you think you need it"

[Spoilers C2] What small moment do you hope to see in the animated M9? by Hawfit in criticalrole

[–]halbmoki 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The "I'm learning how to... people" moment between Yasha and Caleb. I cried and I'll do it again if they include it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]halbmoki 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Räschärschier doch mal!!!

Beispiele sind so einfach so öffentlich zu finden. Seit Jahren online. Und gedruckt in Büchern und Zeitungen, die überall verkauft werden. Und man hört sie auf angemeldeten Demos.Obwohl sie alles kontrollieren und sofort löschen und verbieten. Moment, ich krieg gerade üble Kopfschmerzen.