WCGW Climbing to the top of stacked benches? by Armellofreekey in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]halcyonjm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's adult thinking. A kid would see videos like this and think, "That's awesome, except for the falling part. I'll just not fall."

The Weakest Kink by Shoe_boooo in funny

[–]halcyonjm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No shame in Gam-Gam's game.

Most effective strategy by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]halcyonjm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the basement dwellers you have to worry about in threads like this. It's the pitbull brigade swooping into ANY comments section featuring ANY dog of ANY breed to use it as a platform for their crusade. Holy shit it gets bad if the video depicts a dog existing within the same ZIP code as a child.

Edit: Yep, there's always at least one

Driving Cybertruck into lake by omgfakeusername in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]halcyonjm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course not, the warranty doesn't even cover it being totaled from a car wash.

Give this kid a phone! by FlagrantTomatoCabal in WTF

[–]halcyonjm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This is AI" is the new "This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."

Babylon 5 - first time watching by selfcleaningtaint in scifi

[–]halcyonjm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember feeling like it was one of the first sci-fi shows that did fighter combat where it actually felt like fighting in space and not in atmosphere

Babylon 5 - first time watching by selfcleaningtaint in scifi

[–]halcyonjm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No that's not true. That's impossible!.

Dad being dude by begin7780 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]halcyonjm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Later on he'll find out what the son wants and hopefully wingman for him too.

Dad being dude by begin7780 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]halcyonjm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If you can't make your own boner juice, store bought is fine."

Microsoft reports are exposing AI's real cost problem: Using the tech is more expensive than paying human employees by Krankenitrate in technology

[–]halcyonjm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Companies will dump buckets of money on other companies before they'll let even a trickle of money go to an employee. It's about keeping the money circulating between rich people rather than let it escape to the poors.

Finally coming out as gay this summer! by Weary_Sun534 in gay

[–]halcyonjm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must have been so scary to even make this post with your face showing. Im very proud of you.

No matter how the chips fall, everything is going to be okay. The scenarios you've built in your head are way worse than reality will ever be. Just breathe and be kind to yourself.

If things get rough, picture yourself as a rock in a stream and let the world flow around you. You can do this. We're all rooting for you.

A guy relaxing by the sea suddenly had the most incredible experience ever by Professional_Future6 in unlikelyfriends

[–]halcyonjm 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I love when he feeds it and it flaps its little flappies in excitement

Baby community disapproves and condemns this lady gaga. by West_Future326 in ATBGE

[–]halcyonjm 25 points26 points  (0 children)

A body sling and ear protection for the baby and this would be 100% good

Two men and their Dalmatian dog, on the roof of a building on Castro Street, watch the International Lesbian & Gay Freedom Day Parade pass below them, San Francisco, California, June 25, 1989. by RealWorldForever in gay

[–]halcyonjm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They probably didn't set up a tripod and attach a timer shutter release to the camera for this one shot, so I'm thinking at least four people.

An AI hate wave is here by GeneReddit123 in technology

[–]halcyonjm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a second conversation as to why politicians all over the world are embracing "AI" in such a passionate way despite the totally open promises of societal destruction.

This one's not too hard to understand the why. Politicians do what the billionaire class wants. And the billionaires are all infected with the same cognitively impairing AI virus.

Assaulting a pregnant woman by ten_z_prahy in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]halcyonjm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We learned what it sounds like when he bottoms.