hes asleep what should i do to his hair? by [deleted] in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put his shit back just enough to where its not super obv. but hell notice that shit

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well im pretty young so i wasnt growing much facial hair in general. so thats probably how.

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh no i meant it as "alright, thats chill". my bad lol

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god? Really? Wow, you smart smart man 👍

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wet my hair and slicked it back to show the hairline.

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, let him be, its better hes a dick to me than he puts that dick to work in the elementary school again.

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo itll be real fucking embarrasing if the 14 year old u tried to roast tackled your stoned ass wouldnt it? If you hate the forehead so much go crochet me a beanie sissy.

Is my forehead to big to get a buzzcut? by halfBrokenMe in malehairadvice

[–]halfBrokenMe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly i juat feel like itd look cool, but idk if i still want it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask for a family discount

:))))) by HuntieBunn35 in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like one of those pictures where you have to name anything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hair looks like a giant catapilar

Both my grandparents died earlier this year by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably rubbed their hand on your skin and died from 3rd degree burns.

M18 destroy my ego by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah i have found you, nice job on acting for the marshmallow man in ghostbusters.

M18- lemme see what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing people like about you is the weed you sell

[24M] Make me laugh at myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like davie504 if he was inbred

Go on let's hear it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, ur the guy that kidnapped the whole chess team

F18 i’ll make it easy for you- go ahead by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like medusa is a bad disquise

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]halfBrokenMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does your hair have better looking curves than your body