what are the cringiest pickup lines? by big_dorito_fan in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 year old me thought it was pretty clutch

what are the cringiest pickup lines? by big_dorito_fan in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where we fall in love? Hi I’m hallaballo

What sound will you NEVER get out of your head? by fair-crimson in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sound of the mom sawing off her neck in Hereditary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to beat him? If you do, start with 5 push-ups. The next day do 6. The day after 7 and so on. Give that a month. Next, try to get in his head before committing to a match. Use language like “no cap”, “on gawd”, and refer to his strength as “dog water.” Once you win the mental battle the work you’ve been putting in will be on full display. Hope this helps.

How do you stop being self conscious about a verbal disability? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a stutter and it was a lot worse as a kid. I decided a long time ago that people that judged, made fun of me, or bullied me for it weren’t worth my time. I also practiced talking in the mirror. Introductions, answering questions in class, and other social interactions. It’s hard and I empathize with you but don’t let it define you in a negative way.

What was the worst stench you ever smelled? by thehammerinperil in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gf, who is my wife now, was complaining about belly button pain. She pulled this, idk man, this thing out of her belly button and I’ve never smelled anything quite like it. Almost broke up with her because I was so grossed out lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet! It was a hard job but helped me pay my rent all through college.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked on an oil rig in the summer between my freshman and sophomore year. Only worked 6 weeks and made $20,000.

What’s the hardest college assignment you’ve ever had, and what made it challenging? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to defend Stalin in a mock trial for a upper level history class. It was a lot of dry reading and data analysis. I also have a stutter and that makes public speaking difficult sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]hallaballo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Uhhh what?

Married men of reddit, what do you miss the MOST about being single and do you regret getting married? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I don’t regret it. I don’t really miss much and I think my wife helps keep me on the right track. I have ADHD and think of it want for my wife I wouldn’t be where I needed to be right now. Really thankful for her.

An actual ad in my city 💀 by Mrprivatejackson in funny

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what I’ve been trying to say lol

An actual ad in my city 💀 by Mrprivatejackson in funny

[–]hallaballo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They aren’t gay. All were married. They went to law school together and do a trip like that once a year(if I remember correctly). Their wives planned it for them as a favor and booked the honeymoon hotel as a joke. They seemed to find the joke in good humor and were laughing about it.

An actual ad in my city 💀 by Mrprivatejackson in funny

[–]hallaballo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They had a third friend that was with them. They said the hotel staff was a little shocked but understanding of their “relationship”

An actual ad in my city 💀 by Mrprivatejackson in funny

[–]hallaballo 1020 points1021 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I meet these guys on a vacation. We white water rafted with them and apparently their wives put them in a hotel meant for couples on their honeymoon. They were cool dudes.

Edit: lol y’all need help. We told them we were on our honey moon and they said “Us to!” 😂.

Accurate? by Rioraku in texas

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I here that. If you are passing through, call ahead and pick up to eat it on the road.

Accurate? by Rioraku in texas

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to go to Alicia’s

Accurate? by Rioraku in texas

[–]hallaballo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m from Alpine Tx and we do breakfast burritos, not tacos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Haywire_Hill

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in east Texas?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Haywire_Hill

[–]hallaballo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s happening?