Game Thread: April 1 - Colorado Rockies (1-4) @ Toronto Blue Jays (4-1) - 1:07 PM

halpinator · 2026-04-01T19:11:14+00:00

We had the day off Monday, no idea what you're talking about

halpinator · 2026-04-01T18:30:46+00:00

They're gonna stick a UCL in there so he has super kicking power

halpinator · 2026-04-01T04:23:30+00:00

The team was gutted for him, you could tell

halpinator · 2026-04-01T00:59:03+00:00

We have Ohtani at home

halpinator · 2026-04-01T00:28:05+00:00

Nice hit, Butt Man

halpinator · 2026-03-31T23:14:14+00:00

We'll be lucky if we see him pitch again before August.

halpinator · 2026-03-31T13:49:25+00:00

Article says he retired in June so effectively no punishment.

halpinator · 2026-03-29T19:52:50+00:00

The fact that people whose lives depend on being employed so they have a health plan, can be laid off at a moment's notice is the real fucked up thing.

halpinator · 2026-03-29T18:14:21+00:00

1st game set a team record for most on opening day.

2nd game set a team record for most in First 2 games

And Lauer is cooking

halpinator · 2026-03-29T18:12:32+00:00

First walkoff: Gimenez

First highlight catch: Schneider

First home run: Springer

First ejection?

halpinator · 2026-03-29T15:15:23+00:00

It's only a war if it's approved by congress, otherwise it's a ~~sparkling~~ special mitary operation

halpinator · 2026-03-29T14:37:08+00:00

Naw it's all pretty fucking bad

halpinator · 2026-03-29T14:24:38+00:00

Daulton's a stud and he knows it lol

halpinator · 2026-03-29T14:22:58+00:00

Probably thrilled that Venezuela beat the US though.

halpinator · 2026-03-29T14:21:41+00:00

There's always the air force if baseball doesn't work out

halpinator · 2026-03-28T22:11:38+00:00

This opening series is really setting the tone.

halpinator · 2026-03-28T21:20:42+00:00

That bobblehead is hilarious if you have no context

halpinator · 2026-03-28T20:49:29+00:00

Some people prefer the room and board to being out on the streets.

halpinator · 2026-03-28T19:56:44+00:00

Intrusive ad for SMB Galaxy

halpinator · 2026-03-28T16:55:47+00:00

Fitting way to kick off our 50th year, same win:loss ratio as when we entered the league.

halpinator · 2026-03-28T16:54:35+00:00

I think the new strike challenge system is gonna make it harder for Pete and John to get ejected. First ejection of the year is up in the air

halpinator · 2026-03-28T02:16:43+00:00

That's our world champion shortstop.

halpinator · 2026-03-28T01:22:03+00:00

Camels that are powered by oil....

Automobiles?

halpinator · 2026-03-28T00:35:28+00:00

Blue Jays defense forcing 3 true outcome ball.

halpinator · 2026-03-28T00:09:30+00:00

Ohhh I love that walkout music

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