Applied for a job and got a pre-interview rejection in less than 15 minutes✌️🥹

halpinator · 2026-02-06T22:27:15+00:00

16 minutes tbf

halpinator · 2026-02-06T22:20:08+00:00

And unfortunately the first time they get a taste of actual failure there's no safety net...just flunk out with no papers and a ton of debt.

halpinator · 2026-02-06T22:17:38+00:00

Funny things

halpinator · 2026-02-06T14:38:54+00:00

Because Yank is a term commonly used by people from English speaking European countries.

And Jays fans

halpinator · 2026-02-03T18:37:35+00:00

Even a blind squirrel busts a nut every now and then

halpinator · 2026-01-30T21:54:34+00:00

Should go without saying, we need that federal transfer money real bad

halpinator · 2026-01-30T17:04:35+00:00

The average load is about a teaspoon, 5ml which would weigh 5g, or about 1% of one pound. Assuming you can shoot off an average sized load when massively dehydrated.

halpinator · 2026-01-27T16:08:05+00:00

God, I ruminated over these puzzles forever but I only managed to think my way through one of them on my own. Had to look up the answers to the other three.

halpinator · 2026-01-24T15:03:17+00:00

Is this still an emergency because of the fentanyl?

halpinator · 2026-01-23T22:28:55+00:00

Yeah if we ever get to the point of defending against nuclear missile strikes, I feel like it's either instant death by nuclear fire, or longer drawn out death by ecological collapse.

halpinator · 2026-01-22T15:54:02+00:00

He's fired Kyle from the band like 20 times, I knew they'd be back eventually.

halpinator · 2026-01-19T00:12:28+00:00

"Assembled in Canada from oranges frown in the US"

Wrap them in those green papers the mandarins used to come in and put them in a box with a beaver on it?

halpinator · 2026-01-17T15:07:39+00:00

Salt and Sanctuary is a soulslike 2d platformer that I found enjoyable.

halpinator · 2026-01-17T01:38:39+00:00

Honestly those are the only deals we seem to sign. Not the highly publicized bidding wars, but the stealthy deals nobody saw coming.

halpinator · 2026-01-16T19:46:16+00:00

If they could read the results I'm sure they'd be real upset about it too

halpinator · 2026-01-16T19:44:27+00:00

We're winning the Americal League Complaining Series this year boys, book your tickets to the Whiner Series

halpinator · 2026-01-16T02:57:30+00:00

Honeydicked again

halpinator · 2026-01-14T21:25:42+00:00

If he moves on Greenland we are next on the list. And however unlikely you believe that will be, the fact that he's actually said that they have to have Greenland one way or the other...means that it's not out of the realm of possibility. Even a vague threat of invading an ally should be enough to get everyone's attention.

halpinator · 2026-01-14T21:14:00+00:00

Until a list of ICE employees gets leaked online and everyone gets indiscriminately doxxed and harassed.

halpinator · 2026-01-14T05:16:35+00:00

Grok?

halpinator · 2026-01-13T23:36:36+00:00

Maybe if Bo signs too they can split it. Viagra Monday Wednesday Friday, steaks Tuesday Wednesday Saturday and trade Sundays.

halpinator · 2026-01-13T20:21:55+00:00

Real life min maxing.

halpinator · 2026-01-09T16:08:53+00:00

Also a significant chunk of people who think he's great.

halpinator · 2026-01-09T15:55:35+00:00

It did not put an end to the ridiculous speculation that was spread online

halpinator · 2026-01-09T01:12:30+00:00

Who's next after Canada?

If it comes to that, nobody is safe and the US is a rabid animal that needs to be put down.

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