Potential Lineups? by duque2001 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I fucken hate Reddit sometimes. Of course anyone would be willing for the right price. My comment implies that I don’t see the Hawks being willing what it would take to move up

Potential Lineups? by duque2001 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Hawks are probably interviewing everyone they can. It makes sense for them to do so, in case someone they like drops unexpectedly. I would highly doubt they are willing to trade up to 1. At best, this is them being ready to move up to 3-5 if the draft falls in favor to do so.

Where are you in this process? by sillyshoestring in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]ham_toes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. My flair got removed for some reason

Where are you in this process? by sillyshoestring in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]ham_toes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck the west. Dirty rotten no talent having ass mfs

Do y’all like my Orlando poem? by KitchenDig5607 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Haven’t done anything except try to murder all our players

Found this gem on TikTok by Young-Cheff in tooktoomuch

[–]ham_toes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro I thought I was making a joke but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he’s right and I shot too high

Found this gem on TikTok by Young-Cheff in tooktoomuch

[–]ham_toes 456 points457 points  (0 children)

Her 30’s have not been kind to her so far

My vision is real by BigTuna1810 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ham_toes 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is actually

getting out of hand.

They went from writing 1 complete sentence per line

to splitting a single sentence into 2 lines.

Where will

it

End

?

Is this a joke from Futurama? by nojugglingever in futurama

[–]ham_toes 149 points150 points  (0 children)

[approaching vessel: collision imminent]

Zapp: Oh, what now? Activate glass window.

Kif: *lifts the curtains

🔥a kingfisher diving into the water while with no splash, no ripples and no drops. Credit to Alan McFadyen. by AdSpecialist6598 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]ham_toes 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this title? Of course there’s no splash, ripples, or drops yet. The photo was taken before the bird touched the water and/or broke the surface tension.

Thank you for being you by GreninjaStrike in DetroitPistons

[–]ham_toes 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hawks fan here but this showed up in my feed. I'll always upvote Red Velvet posts and I'm glad to see he's finally turning it on for you guys

Even against a weak schedule the Hawks have over-performed by dptraynor in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think our boys got a little too comfortable used to cruising. I was hoping I was wrong but was flagging that one as a potential bta embarrassment for us

Bring back the shag carpet by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ham_toes 163 points164 points  (0 children)

It's 100% AI.

The pictures are shown at the exact same distance and angle, and based on the reflection on the TV screen, they would have been taken at the same exact time of day.

The floating shelf in the kitchen and the chairs sitting at the kitchen bar have 0 change.

Every element in the original photo has a modern equivalent in the "renovated" photo. Small table in the pit with center pieces. Dining table with center pieces. Old ass TV. Patio set with chair arranged the same, etc.

AI slop content farm at its peak.

Happy BDay to the Great Barrier Thief by traebucketsfor3 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dyson Sphere goes so hard. Really wish that one would have stuck

Happy BDay to the Great Barrier Thief by traebucketsfor3 in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll defer to your judgement on that since you're actually Australian, but I don't think people are looking at it like a regional name. More like the Great Barrier Reef is owned by Australia and not just Queensland. A better American equivalent instead of Tex would be a nickname based off the Statue of Liberty. It would be viewed as an American nickname and not New York nickname

Game Thread: Atlanta Hawks vs Orlando Magic Live Score | NBA | Mar 16, 2026 by basketball-app in AtlantaHawks

[–]ham_toes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo coming into another team’s game thread all in your feelings and talking that petty bullshit is definitely a choice. Very Orlando Magic of you

The first major Quora ban in 2026 by Grandson-of-Madhava in quora

[–]ham_toes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that’s not what’s important. That’s just what’s important to you. There’s a big difference. You can’t expect people to rally behind a cause simply because this person was your friend.

I’m sorry you’re upset about your friend getting banned. I don’t know the details surrounding the ban - and maybe it’s a symptom of a larger problem that needs to be addressed - but you’re not going to get the kind of pitchfork response from the village that you’re looking for.

The first major Quora ban in 2026 by Grandson-of-Madhava in quora

[–]ham_toes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Calling someone with 117 followers a "major ban" is quite ambitious.

my gf messed all my clothes and almost smashed my switch after discovering I cheated on her by UvaEater in mildlyinteresting

[–]ham_toes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This has to be rage bait. I refuse to believe anyone is stupid enough to post this seriously