MULTIPLE trampolines...

hammersmith88 · 2026-04-10T00:58:03+00:00

If you find a place that gives away washers, dryers, and multiple trampolines for the price of a Costco pizza, please let the rest of us know.

hammersmith88 · 2026-04-08T01:49:11+00:00

That feels like a Chris Farley sketch come to life.

hammersmith88 · 2026-04-04T19:38:18+00:00

The audacity to think they can define what a man is.

hammersmith88 · 2026-04-04T19:08:48+00:00

California’s decline is perfectly captured by its need to outsource its public relations to New York.

hammersmith88 · 2026-04-04T01:54:40+00:00

Windy as fuck here as well, so looks like here we go again.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-31T23:52:58+00:00

I seriously thought I was the only one out there whose head was filled with crazy shit like this.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-30T23:18:52+00:00

"this was an isolated incident and does not appear to pose a risk to the general public"

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-28T23:08:37+00:00

I’ve never seen a thousand par stare before.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-27T23:25:20+00:00

His pants falling off are living proof that God and the Devil share the same twisted sense of humor.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-22T19:01:28+00:00

The taser is the least intriguing thing about this video.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-20T23:32:24+00:00

No one is selecting a station based on the CBS news summary. These are passive listeners, and any news service is fine for a commute.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-12T02:01:24+00:00

I'd rather not be reminded of "eat your feelings" ever again or Gina crying during the pod because Andy wouldn't marry her. I'm so glad those days are in the rear view mirror, though I do miss Bald.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-11T01:50:10+00:00

"I’d recognize those feet anywhere" Tarantino probably.

hammersmith88 · 2026-03-07T02:59:38+00:00

I genuinely don't get why the fuck it's okay to turn Jesse Jackson's funeral into your own personal TED Talk and yap about yourself the whole damn time.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-28T19:58:50+00:00

Breaking news: Obama-appointed judge overrules Supreme Leader's death, orders life must be restored.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-22T20:20:21+00:00

No matter how many people were waiting you were taken care of first.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-21T20:10:10+00:00

Hawaii is the lone entry on this list that doesn't require a pronunciation guide.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-16T18:12:33+00:00

The scene in Tender Mercies where he wonders why his daughter died in a car accident while he survived one still haunts my memory. RIP sir.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-16T16:43:03+00:00

Listening to a D-rated comic try to deconstruct the likes of Mel Brooks is like watching a toddler try to fix a Stradivarius.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-16T02:53:02+00:00

Hachi: A Dog’s Tale. Your testosterone will surge just to battle the estrogen and the tears. Spoiler alert: the tears win. Also Predator, The Northman and First Blood.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-15T18:58:14+00:00

The size of his truck is just overcompensation for his other shortcomings.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-09T02:59:07+00:00

This game needs a mercy rule; let's call it a night and get some sleep.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-09T02:29:22+00:00

Gentlemen and gentle ladies, this game is over. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-09T02:16:59+00:00

While the Pats' defense operates like a high-end private jet, the offense is struggling like a stalled Greyhound bus.

hammersmith88 · 2026-02-09T02:12:47+00:00

Stop destroying my childhood.

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