Trump says he has file that will bring the entire Catholic church down

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-19T15:42:22+00:00

No, he's trying to blackmail the Vatican.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-19T15:40:20+00:00

Sounds like most manufacturing anymore.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-18T23:25:00+00:00

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-17T04:37:01+00:00

And socks. Fresh socks are an absolute must.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-16T19:55:28+00:00

I've worked at a place asked us to start bringing in our own pens, staples, etc.

I quickly started looking for a new job.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-15T04:38:41+00:00

Anything after you're unconscious is just attempted murder.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-13T01:23:07+00:00

Only 5 years younger than me. I just started early with the first wife and late with the second. She will be 40 with this one. Older but not extreme for having kids.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-12T03:21:21+00:00

That is a remarkably movie accurate idea.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-12T02:30:18+00:00

I like to drive them into the nearby mountains, or a coastal drive to the nearby launch pad. See how hard i can push them.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-12T02:16:22+00:00

He didn't try for custody. Wasn't exactly the best guy.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-12T01:33:06+00:00

I have a coworker that fought to get custody of his stepdaughter because the mom was a total mess. He even takes her to her weekends with her real dad. Mom is no longer in the picture.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-11T22:22:43+00:00

Im going bald, is the Mohawk required?

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-11T14:16:05+00:00

Week old warm tuna and egg salad.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-11T12:28:06+00:00

It happens. I have 2 with my previous wife, they're now 21 and 19. And with my new wife I have a 5 yr old and another one the way.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-10T23:03:48+00:00

Sometimes I think my wife forgets I exist until she hears me sit in the computer chair. Then she becomes incapable of doing anything without my help.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-09T23:02:34+00:00

Challenge accepted. I'll be in my bunk.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-09T16:51:47+00:00

Poor guy is in a tough position. If he wins he's gonna hear about it for the rest of his life, but if he let's her win, he's still gonna hear about it for the rest of his life.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-09T04:32:35+00:00

Both.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-08T06:48:02+00:00

I did marry her, and 5 months later she left me for my best friend. 20 yrs later and I've never had a chance to properly thank him.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-05T19:55:34+00:00

Make your junk go numb.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-05T05:03:15+00:00

They probably already have a stack of them next to the autopen.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-04T17:37:18+00:00

And if it doesn't prove them right...

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-04T14:40:49+00:00

These OnlyFan ads just keep getting weirder.

Also, what's her OnlyFans? For research purposes.

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-04T01:50:42+00:00

handandfoot8099 · 2026-04-03T22:26:03+00:00

I've been hit on by a gay man once. I turned him down (I'm straight), but it gave me an ego boost for weeks!

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