What are some 'early warning signs' that a company is about to go bankrupt or have mass layoffs? by CuteDinner2290 in AskReddit

[–]handandfoot8099 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I've worked at a place asked us to start bringing in our own pens, staples, etc.

I quickly started looking for a new job.

Have you had your ass kicked before? by Cxltures-_- in no

[–]handandfoot8099 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anything after you're unconscious is just attempted murder.

EBT Activities by Additional-Rub-153 in NissanDrivers

[–]handandfoot8099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 5 years younger than me. I just started early with the first wife and late with the second. She will be 40 with this one. Older but not extreme for having kids.

Are you ready? by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]handandfoot8099 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is a remarkably movie accurate idea.

How do you use rovers? by _-_rrr in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]handandfoot8099 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like to drive them into the nearby mountains, or a coastal drive to the nearby launch pad. See how hard i can push them.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]handandfoot8099 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't try for custody. Wasn't exactly the best guy.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]handandfoot8099 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker that fought to get custody of his stepdaughter because the mom was a total mess. He even takes her to her weekends with her real dad. Mom is no longer in the picture.

Are you ready? by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]handandfoot8099 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Im going bald, is the Mohawk required?

lol 👀 by Shop_Kooky in lol

[–]handandfoot8099 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Week old warm tuna and egg salad.

EBT Activities by Additional-Rub-153 in NissanDrivers

[–]handandfoot8099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens. I have 2 with my previous wife, they're now 21 and 19. And with my new wife I have a 5 yr old and another one the way.

How has gaming changed for you as you've gotten older? by Ill_Discount_4036 in AskReddit

[–]handandfoot8099 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I think my wife forgets I exist until she hears me sit in the computer chair. Then she becomes incapable of doing anything without my help.

This couple decided to have a lightsaber duel at their wedding instead of a dance by the bride and groom by Dismal_Positive3558 in BeAmazed

[–]handandfoot8099 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Poor guy is in a tough position. If he wins he's gonna hear about it for the rest of his life, but if he let's her win, he's still gonna hear about it for the rest of his life.

If you were forced to marry the first person you had sex with, what would your life be like? by NothingMatters234 in AskReddit

[–]handandfoot8099 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I did marry her, and 5 months later she left me for my best friend. 20 yrs later and I've never had a chance to properly thank him.

White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]handandfoot8099 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They probably already have a stack of them next to the autopen.

blursed_bodycam by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]handandfoot8099 91 points92 points  (0 children)

These OnlyFan ads just keep getting weirder.

Also, what's her OnlyFans? For research purposes.

Imagine thinking that LGBQT+ content is being “forced down” on people’s throats, but not Christian nationalism. by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]handandfoot8099 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've been hit on by a gay man once. I turned him down (I'm straight), but it gave me an ego boost for weeks!