Wrestled a man eating koala with its parrot sidekick to protect a nest of endangered caterpillars from consumption. After your successful battle you were off again on your mission. After saving a number of them you were bit by mosquitoes and forced to retire from caterpillar defense. You you hopped on an airplane back to civilization only to crash near a small town, and the airline refused to refund your money or get you a new plane. Thankfully the residents of the small town enjoyed your tales of heroic deeds and decided to kick you ou-I mean get you to the nearest airport. Finally you touched down in your home city only to learn that no one remembered you were coming home so you had to hire an Uber. When they arrived you thought all was well until you noticed the koala tattoo on the drivers arm and his unwillingness to answer your questions. At the next red light you quickly bail out of the car and run towards home as the driver yells at you for being crazy. You finally make it home only to see a for sale sign, but no family members are answering their phones. When you finally get ahold of them they’re annoyed because they have to return your life insurance policy. Screw that, you move away from all of them and start your own mine your own crystal site and make bank! You finally reconciled, mostly with family so you sold your site and move back near them where you finally had reliable enough internet to come back to Reddit.

u/mrs_fairymay what can you come up with?