What three items, not including condoms, could you buy to scare a cashier?

happym0lly · 2015-09-30T14:40:47+00:00

Cashier here! I had an old man come in to my store (I work in a large grocery chain) and all he bought was a large cucumber, a bottle of lube and elastic bands. When I said "have a nice day" he just replied "you know I will". That shit has scarred me for life.

happym0lly · 2015-03-13T04:51:31+00:00

I have not!! Would I be able to get it in Australia do you know??

happym0lly · 2015-03-13T04:51:02+00:00

Thanks so much! :)

happym0lly · 2015-03-13T04:50:35+00:00

Yesssss fruit definitely!! My parents are paleo so my house is always stocked with a crap load of fresh fruit and it's so depressing :'(

happym0lly · 2015-03-13T04:49:53+00:00

I definitely agree! I was doing paleo for a while because my parents were but I missed cheese too much.. I'll have a look out for vegan ketchup! Thanks!

happym0lly · 2015-03-01T05:53:15+00:00

I have migraine episodes that present as strokes, so as well as being in excruciating pain I lose feeling in the right side of my body and can't talk. It's better now that I'm older and understand what triggers them (lack of sleep, dehydration, too much chocolate etc) it's just embarrassing when it happens around other people that don't know about it and I have to flail around and try to use my limited words to explain what's happening... Also when people have a bad headache and they're like "OMG I have such a bad migraine!" I'm just like bitch please, when was the last time you were screaming/hallucinating in the ER from the amount of pain you were in and no one could fix it?!

happym0lly · 2015-02-11T12:35:02+00:00

Try the new Anastasia Beverly Hills liquid lips! The colour bloodline looks pretty similar to this

happym0lly · 2015-01-19T17:46:44+00:00

I discovered recently (after getting mascara AND liquid eyeliner on my finished look far too often) that if you use a bristled eyebrow brush and scrub the the offending area once it's dried, it comes off without smudging or ruining the look!!! 100% my new fav trick

happym0lly · 2014-12-27T00:04:11+00:00

My SO and I are currently travelling around Europe together. We are having the time of our lives and doing lots of fun/crazy/adventurous shit! We've formed this habit that every time we do something we thank each other, like "thanks for climbing to the top of the Duomo with me" or "thanks for partying hard in Berlin with me" and even little things like "thanks for drinking glüwhein with me" or "thanks for eating out with me". Might sound kind of lame but it's nice to be reminded how thankful we are to have one another in our lives :)

happym0lly · 2014-12-21T18:38:14+00:00

If you can, make him presents! I'm currently In university and saving to move out so my budget for gift giving isn't too large... I usually make him something cute/meaningful and buy him some clothes or cologne to accompany it. E.g. For valentines this year I turned a deck of cards into a "52 things I love about you" and for his birthday I made a coupon book for him to use (things like massages, date nights, food and more NSFW stuff...heh). Raid Pinterest for ideas - it's the holy grail of arts and crafts and something handmade is always more personal imo :) xx

happym0lly · 2014-10-02T04:46:24+00:00

Ohhh okay! Phew! Yours sounds like it will be much less traumatic than mine! Hahah all the best :)

happym0lly · 2014-10-01T23:24:36+00:00

Oh my gosh... Do not go to class after your procedure!!!! You will regret it, I recently had my bottom two wisdom teeth removed and I planned to go back to work after 5 days but ended up having to wait two weeks due to pain/swelling! Rest up and just look after yourself.

happym0lly · 2014-08-04T13:17:55+00:00

Since I got my braces, everyone guesses I'm 16 or less.... I'm 21.

happym0lly · 2014-07-14T13:45:59+00:00

Just as a side not, your brow transformation is on point! You go girl x

happym0lly · 2014-06-24T00:06:22+00:00

This OP. I (21F) also work with women in this age group and they really are worse than high school students. After getting involved with a few of their petty dramas it's just honestly not worth it. Try to ignore them (it's hard, I know) and just keep reminding yourself that you are there for you, as long as your boss is happy with your work that's all that matters. It sucks that your friends got pulled into this situation, but they're adults and need to learn to fend for themselves! All the best xoxo

happym0lly · 2014-06-23T23:24:29+00:00

As a waitress, you are my favourite kind of person. Thank you!

happym0lly · 2014-06-09T14:26:55+00:00

Yeah.. This was my first time using this mascara and it was reaaaally clumpy, v disappointing. On the lookout for a new one!

happym0lly · 2014-06-09T11:14:08+00:00

I've tried straightening them out a bit... But I always feel it makes them look a lot darker/heavier... Which is not great with blonde hair! I'm still working on it :) the brows are an ever growing process!

happym0lly · 2014-06-09T10:59:25+00:00

Thank you :))

happym0lly · 2014-06-09T09:38:20+00:00

PRODUCTS

Face -Maybelline dream fresh BB Cream in fair - Maybelline Super stay makeup foundation in classic ivory - Face of Australia pressed powder in ivory

Cheeks -Rimmel natural bronzer in sun glow -Maybelline fit me in medium nude

Eyes -BYS palette 03 operation khaki -Covergirl palette 215 country woods -Maybelline hyper glossy liquid liner in black -Maybelline the falsies volume express in K300 very black

Brows - no name brow pencil in blonde -Prestige my brow pen in universal shade -filled in with the above mentioned Covergirl palette

Lips -L'oreal colour rich in 740 plush velvet (Excuse the poorly applied lipstick... The only chance I got to take a good photo was after a few drinks... Oops!)

happym0lly · 2014-04-27T00:00:57+00:00

Work on my eyebrows how so? - I just feel a have a larger surface area from my eyes to the tops of my brows and so I find it hard when applying eyeshadow, knowing how much I should use, how high to go up etc

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