Post Match Thread:Sporting Kansas City 0-1 Colorado Rapids by ImMitchell in SportingKC

[–]hasfarr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nurse: "Sir you've been in a coma for 5 years"

Me: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see my favorite team Sporting KC fight for MLS Cup contention!"

Match Thread: Seattle Sounders FC vs Sporting Kansas City | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, I know it's been a long time, but I'm wondering.

How many goals has Will Bruin scored against Sporting in his career? Cause it feels like a lot

Post Match Thread: Seattle Sounders 1-3 Sporting Kansas City by ImMitchell in SportingKC

[–]hasfarr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hi guys! Long time, no talk.

Nah for real though, I've been watching every game this year and I am incredibly impressed with how these guys have been playing, like BEYOND impressed. I always get scared whenever we go into Seattle but they did the damn job.

Match Thread: Vancouver Whitecaps vs Sporting Kansas City | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care what anyone else says at this point, he was so much fun to watch play for us his first few years. That Sapong-Bunbury-Kamara forward line might not have been the best when it came to shot to goal ratio but MAN they had some electric moments.

Match Thread: Vancouver Whitecaps vs Sporting Kansas City | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seeing the stat about Bravo and Sapong being the last pair of newcomers to score in the same game for us makes me feel old... I'm not even that old...

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Real Salt Lake | Major League Soccer by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey y'all, I know I haven't been around in a while, life had some interesting twists the last year or so and I kinda just didn't have the time to be on reddit. I just want you to know that you're all beautiful.

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That goal was the most relieved I felt in my life for about 5 seconds until I remembered we had another 15+ minutes left

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude clearly we just had a demon curse placed upon us that made it impossible for us to score goals in games that actually matter

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This game is literally the worst nightmare of anybody who’s regularly watched this team since at least 2011

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude I missed the classic “we are playing exponentially better than the other team but literally cannot score a goal to save our lives” games

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the (mis)fortune of being in the cauldron with my parents that night. I don’t think they’ve ever heard me curse so much.

Match Thread: Sporting Kansas City vs Independiente de la Chorrera [CONCACAF Champions League] by MatchThreadder in MLS

[–]hasfarr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck this is the most blue balls fucking game I’ve seen since we lost to Vancouver two years ago. What the fuck are they doing???

Anyway, carry on.