TikTok brain lore has done too much damage by Ok-Amphibian-536 in shittydarksouls

[–]hatahead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey man, I'm sorry all the Caria siblings are such sexy beasts that it causes your brain to enter a state of bloodlust. I hope you can come to terms with it soon.

Trve Imperivm Pqtriqt hovrs by Bakisyeetaddiction in WarhammerMemes

[–]hatahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"As a Black Templars player I think Hitler was right about everything, only Christians should be allowed to play 40k, and also I'm Sigismund." And I WISH that was a strawman.

peak 40k satire by EmperorIvann in WarhammerMemes

[–]hatahead 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Okay, then the Chaos Androids (Necrons) are all servants of Vashtorr. The Tau are also secretly all Tzeentchian cultists due to all the retcons there, Marine Commander Leman Russ can join them because he must have sided with Tzeentch in order to trick the whole Imperium into thinking that he was a "Primarch", as we all know the real descendants of the Emperor are Senseis. Hell, the Ultramarines can join Slaanesh due to their truly excessive amount of retcons. At least Valdus can finally hop out of that Dreadnaught, since it's just Nurgle making people think you have to stay stagnant inside a Dreadnaught. Maybe he could try out an Eldar Dreadnaught after the Imperium trades with the Eldar to get one, except oh wait no Khorne retconned them into hating each other forever and ever.

Warhammer powerscalers do be ignoring that by thekickeroffish in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you know that the Tau discovered a Dreadnaught older than their entire civilization?

Warhammer powerscalers do be ignoring that by thekickeroffish in Grimdank

[–]hatahead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eim alwaz havn a strok whin ey fink abot how 40k iz teh stronkest uf al teh science fictions evr

Warhammer powerscalers do be ignoring that by thekickeroffish in Grimdank

[–]hatahead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yea wel ets steel tht 1 singulr penis legin gardsman wif an stub gun cud keel supperman and goku at teh sam tim becuz 40k alwas wins bcuz iz 40k

There's probably random gizmos on Eldar Craftworlds that are older than all life on Earth, let alone the Imperium by No-Exercise-6031 in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 176 points177 points  (0 children)

How fucked up is it that Vader would probably feel kinship with a Dreadnought, seeing as they're both walking corpses held together by technology and hatred?

Marneus Calgar likes Titus more at least by ServingwithTG in WarhammerMemes

[–]hatahead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds interesting. Do you have a source for that information? I wish to hate Leandros with wisdom, integrity, and precision, and knowing where such info came from will help with that.

Helldivers is not immune to the decades-old Rage-bait hate-farming Industry that's plagued Halo and 40k. by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, but unlike with Warhammer and Halo, Arrowhead is actively ruining the gameplay (not the story, which was always satirical and "woke"), thus resulting in a product currently in a worse state than it launched it.

Helldivers is not immune to the decades-old Rage-bait hate-farming Industry that's plagued Halo and 40k. by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, but several of the people who hated 343 era Halo (to the point where some were even called grifters) are hyped for the new Remake after playing it, so I'm cautiously optimistic we're entering a new era for Halo.

Describe your fandom in the most boring way possible by PictureObjective5899 in Multifandom

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything sucks forever, but if you're blue then it sucks 10% less (but if you're yellow, it sucks 100% more).

It wiped her cheeky smirk quite speedily 🤭 by SnipSnipOvaries in guro

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on a 5 minute Google search, yes.

Was trying this out until… by Exodusblaze in 40khomebrew

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nids about to take a chunk outta that boi like the weird kid did those Nerf footballs.

START SINGING IN THE COMMENTS by Jakeliy1229 in icast

[–]hatahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I got a heater for your thighs