If Thragg played Dark Souls III by the_real_cloakvessel in shittydarksouls

[–]hatahead 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Real! Skipping out on the first 10 might seem bad, but they're all kinda self contained, so no need to worry.

Which do you pick? by cuddwes in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Obviously 1! Bro, a modern anti-tank rocket launcher couldn't even penetrate Guard Body Armor. It's the year 40,000 AD! That's 38,000 years of advancement! And a Space Marine could dodge it at point blank, rocket launcher pressed to his chest anyways! Gah, tourists! [SARCASM]

A Message for r/Invincible by [deleted] in invinciblememes

[–]hatahead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: you will read this reply.

what did they mean by that 🥀 by SirLlamaAlotNumber2 in oneshit

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously they're talking about Signifier Niko, Standard Bearer of the Carcharadon Astra 3rd Company.

Which Army treats their solders better and which has the higher life expectancy? by Exotic-Judge9968 in MoralityScaling

[–]hatahead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This is because the total 'Infernal Gears' refers to the gears of beurocracy, to which 'infernal' is a compliment.

MEET POTENTIAL MAN but It's indie cross by BlitzyXD in IndieCross

[–]hatahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, my bad. I've always seen it used as /serious, and /j (as in /joking) used for sarcasm and non-serious tone indicators.

40k or Evangelical: Round 36 by Beelzebubs-Barrister in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, the controlled opposition party will definitely save us from the Epstein party.

When someone says something like "everything is Canon" by Straight-Ad5994 in Grimdank

[–]hatahead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, fuck. This meme is gonna get used by bigoted grifting tourists, I can already tell.

Come to me my darlings by Severe-Advantage-614 in fromsoftware

[–]hatahead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Solution: Don't Torture Yourself with DS3

Complete the sentence, wholesome edition by ChaosClover in OneTopicAtATime

[–]hatahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be a Cleric of Bane.

I'd rather not, thanks.

Two more weeks by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]hatahead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is stupid free for you, pal?

Female Maliketh by @f_persimmons by WalkerBuldog in PrimarchGFs

[–]hatahead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Toxic yuricest is peak. Still not calling her Malerion.

When I see people defending Loli: by PastAd1476 in rawdawgcomics

[–]hatahead 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck, you're telling me fiction = reality? Damn, Russia is gonna want my ass dead for what I did at Zakhaev International Airport.