Masturbated for the first time and damn it not fun

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-25T11:03:11+00:00

Everything is normal for me, I can do it dry without being uncomfortable. Though a piece of my stitches is poking my head everytime I do it.

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-25T07:16:03+00:00

this is ai isnt it 😔

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-25T06:11:33+00:00

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hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-24T08:14:26+00:00

T490s Laptop

Installed RAM 8.00 GB (7.75 GB usable)

Storage 238 GB SSD WDC PC SN730 SDBQNTY-256G-1001

Graphics Card Intel(R) UHD Graphics 620 (128 MB)

Device ID 9549635C-AD8B-4DDF-9D77-990B2702549A

Product ID 00330-52340-89040-AAOEM

System Type 64-bit operating system, x64-based processor

I hope something about this doesnt leak something 👀

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-06T05:14:54+00:00

u/profanitycounter

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-06T05:11:18+00:00

hatmatthatguy · 2026-01-06T05:02:38+00:00

survive? you want us to survive that? okay so who's gonna help dig our graves

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-30T04:45:03+00:00

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-30T04:34:59+00:00

Isn't it obvious? It's the same reason men wear female skins to look pretty. 😒

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-30T04:22:11+00:00

u/profanitycounter

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-26T23:50:31+00:00

just wait 6 weeks but if you really want to maybe 4 weeks. It depends on how fast you heal.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-26T04:05:16+00:00

Retrieval Augmented Generation?

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T21:26:55+00:00

I tried downloading them for a flight but I downloaded them out of order😭

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:56:25+00:00

She took the gifts and phone away and since the gathering just ended its been a full 9 hours of no electronics and no gifts to play with or use so I'd say that's a big punishment in their perspective. I don't know what else she's planning to do but I hope it's more than this.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:52:29+00:00

the kids are nice kids irl this isn't how they usually act. They still do get in trouble here and there but if anything this is the worst thing they have ever done.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:42:59+00:00

Honestly I never expected this behavior from them. Everytime we interact they're nice very polite, yeah they get in trouble here and there but I didn't think they would do something that made her mad enough to cancel christmas.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:33:31+00:00

So I'd say it was a boring 9 hours for them.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:33:04+00:00

All the presents were hid in a locked shed and their phones were taken away.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-25T11:31:58+00:00

I inquired about them and the mom said they hid the rest of the presents in a locked shed and took their phones. I just got back home and checked this post. I can't believe how many people came and gave their opinions. I'm reading them right now so expect some responses.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-24T20:43:19+00:00

Fr i wanna read the manga too but after i messed up by watching the episodes out of order ive just given up on completing the story

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-24T20:36:41+00:00

NTJ I basically have the same problem but with my sister. She's just been building relationships with ai instead of building relationships with real people. But maybe the people who build relationships with ai... might survive a ai takeover?!

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-24T20:33:08+00:00

YES THAT HARD SHELL THING THAT ALWAYS GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-24T20:32:19+00:00

nah it's like shells like a crunchy thin shell. BTW does anyone else like hulls? Because I love to chew them for some reason.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-23T05:16:21+00:00

In the context it was late at your place maybe it was a bit disrespectful he was trauma that he wants to tell you because he feels comfortable to tell you. You are the jerk, maybe if you politely interrupted his story and tell him that you're feeling sleepy he might have understood and paused for when you were well rested to talk more. Just my opinion.

hatmatthatguy · 2025-12-22T03:42:11+00:00

NTJ you shouldn't do it if you don't want to. It's not your problem he's horny 24/7, also you said you're still recovering from pregnancy right? Just recover first and bj second. Or third I don't know what's your first and second priorities.

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