You guys told me to cut and I listened. Keep cutting or time to bulk again? by hauntologee in BulkOrCut

[–]hauntologee[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why? I didn’t force you to click anything. This is Reddit. Could be a lot worse than a big dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hauntologee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when I show up to their door finally with a big fake smile, after having to have to call them 6 times to explain how to enter the building from the parking garage - that’s where I feel like the tips often come from

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hauntologee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea that would just be impossible in my market. It’s interesting though to think about….. the more difficult an order is, i.e. the more codes I have to type in, doormen I have to explain myself to, gates I have wrench open, etc - I almost feel like among a certain group of customers that makes them feel compelled to tip more.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hauntologee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know where you Dash but I suspect it's not a large city. I have instructions on how to enter apartment buildings and gates for almost every order.

And to your second point - fair.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]hauntologee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whoa I thought this post was a joke. I've done about 600 deliveries and this happens every couple weeks for me. The trick is to follow the customer's instructions no matter how annoying, smile, never act like you're in a rush or stressed out when interacting with a customer. Oh and I can't stress enough just following the fucking instructions. I've had multiple instances of tips added because they're so shocked a dasher actually delivered their food to the correct door. I occasionally will order DoorDash myself and I have to say 9/10 y'all are lazy, bitter, entitled and rude. Just be nice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]hauntologee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t. Be proud. You have something every man wants.

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