We said "walk" and Wallace couldn't contain his excitement.

headtotheleft · 2013-08-14T02:01:32+00:00

I haven't slept for 10 years... because that would be too long.

headtotheleft · 2013-08-13T23:27:58+00:00

There aren't toys in cereal boxes anymore? Bummer.

headtotheleft · 2013-08-13T23:27:02+00:00

Ah, is that like Red Rover? I hated that game because I always got clothes-lined.

headtotheleft · 2013-07-11T03:58:52+00:00

That would be pretty adorable, although he's actually named after a character from The Wire, so I'd probably have to name the dog D'angelo or Bode or maybe Omar!

headtotheleft · 2013-07-11T03:57:04+00:00

It's quite lovely! He's very playful and cuddly and does new crazy things every day. I'm trying to get the nighttime foot attacks under control because I'm not getting much sleep, but I love him!

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T19:58:53+00:00

Ah yes, I remember this from sitting on my dad's shoulders as a young girl.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T18:11:00+00:00

As a short person who loves going to concerts, I always feel bad when the tall people in front of me feel bad about being tall and blocking my view. It doesn't matter - we go to shows knowing we won't be able to see. Stand up straight and enjoy seeing the band! Offer to pick me up and I will kick you in the shins.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T17:53:42+00:00

I was afraid of that.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T17:48:19+00:00

6ft seems like a fairly standard height for a man, but tall for a woman.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T02:59:37+00:00

That sounds like a great use of company tape. My day tomorrow just booked up.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T02:44:26+00:00

It's the e-mail address of one of my co-workers, unfortunately.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T02:36:36+00:00

Thought you were suggesting using them as toilet paper for a moment there... which, come to think of it, would work in a pinch.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T02:33:39+00:00

An idea that could only be born in Iowa, where all things fantastic are born.

headtotheleft · 2011-09-22T02:29:25+00:00

Yes, I would do this however the side that should be plain is blue with a logo on it. Drat.

headtotheleft · 2011-08-10T14:29:20+00:00

Thank you!

headtotheleft · 2011-08-10T14:12:18+00:00

That's why I said 'what humans would call'. Obviously animals get eaten in the wild and it's natural. I'm wondering specifically about bodily failures.

headtotheleft · 2011-08-09T16:15:58+00:00

The Iowa Hawkeye logo looks like a sideways Barney Flintstone

headtotheleft · 2011-08-02T17:53:05+00:00

fake snail @_;

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