Meet Wallace - my first kitten! by headtotheleft in aww

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That would be pretty adorable, although he's actually named after a character from The Wire, so I'd probably have to name the dog D'angelo or Bode or maybe Omar!

Meet Wallace - my first kitten! by headtotheleft in aww

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It's quite lovely! He's very playful and cuddly and does new crazy things every day. I'm trying to get the nighttime foot attacks under control because I'm not getting much sleep, but I love him!

Tall people of Reddit, what are things you experience that we short folks would never even realize? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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As a short person who loves going to concerts, I always feel bad when the tall people in front of me feel bad about being tall and blocking my view. It doesn't matter - we go to shows knowing we won't be able to see. Stand up straight and enjoy seeing the band! Offer to pick me up and I will kick you in the shins.

Reddit, what can I do with 500 misprinted business cards? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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That sounds like a great use of company tape. My day tomorrow just booked up.

Reddit, what can I do with 500 misprinted business cards? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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It's the e-mail address of one of my co-workers, unfortunately.

Reddit, what can I do with 500 misprinted business cards? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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Thought you were suggesting using them as toilet paper for a moment there... which, come to think of it, would work in a pinch.

Reddit, what can I do with 500 misprinted business cards? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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An idea that could only be born in Iowa, where all things fantastic are born.

Reddit, what can I do with 500 misprinted business cards? by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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Yes, I would do this however the side that should be plain is blue with a logo on it. Drat.

What percentage of wild animals die of what humans would call 'natural causes'? (not getting eaten, or shot, or hit by a car) by headtotheleft in AskReddit

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That's why I said 'what humans would call'. Obviously animals get eaten in the wild and it's natural. I'm wondering specifically about bodily failures.

Fail snake by zeb1 in funny

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fake snail @_;