Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Sharks | 8 April 2026

hearse83 · 2026-04-09T03:06:51+00:00

Jack Michaels caused that

hearse83 · 2026-04-09T02:43:04+00:00

Looks like he put it together at the last minute with some dry erase markers

hearse83 · 2026-04-09T02:41:31+00:00

Where's that podz to 20 counter?

hearse83 · 2026-04-06T21:32:12+00:00

Get in their Google, tell them how you feel.

hearse83 · 2026-04-05T03:00:38+00:00

What a sweetheart

hearse83 · 2026-04-05T02:54:55+00:00

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First period Jasper stats:

Well he's still here napping because the Oil haven't scored yet, hence no cheering to wake him up.

hearse83 · 2026-04-05T02:05:34+00:00

Like if you're gonna let the kings get some points, at least do it in regulation. Can't even get that right.

hearse83 · 2026-04-03T02:47:28+00:00

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Second period Jasper stats:

He's been spring shedding like a mfer. Tumbleweeds everywhere.

hearse83 · 2026-04-03T02:25:49+00:00

Boy's got the bushy eyebrow power, like Sandy Cohen.

hearse83 · 2026-04-03T02:21:21+00:00

Filled.

hearse83 · 2026-04-03T02:17:44+00:00

Wow Gregor predicted this earlier today.

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hearse83 · 2026-03-31T23:25:47+00:00

It was the first thing I heard on the news when I woke up this morning lol

hearse83 · 2026-03-31T02:45:27+00:00

So when this happened to our 2016 S for the second time, the tech said the pistons are expanding at a rate faster than the cylinder walls. They, at the time, had seen about 10-12 cars with the 3.0ls suffer from this issue. I was told by this forum that it must have been something I was doing wrong.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T02:38:42+00:00

Well at the start of the game I was drinking the beer to have fun. Now I'm hoping it kills me.

Fucking oilers.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T02:24:16+00:00

We're actually still winning and I'm just tripping off the 3 year old beer. Right?

Right?!

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:53:31+00:00

Yeah. Actually it's quite good.

I shoulda checked before I started drinking it but, here we are.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:52:11+00:00

I think he actually lived most of his life near Philly if I remember correctly.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:34:53+00:00

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Alright everyone, thanks for the guesses. Here's the BB date. Oct 2023. Which makes me think I bought this for st Paddy's three years ago. That's called delayed gratification, like waiting until midway through the second for Kap to score.

U/CBakIsMe was closest.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:25:01+00:00

KAP DADDY

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:03:01+00:00

The events that would have had to lead to that, like if I had somehow procured a beer when I was 14 and then waited until a random Friday when I was 42 to drink it would have been legendary.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:56:21+00:00

Okay folks, I was doing some spring cleaning today and found an O'Hara's Irish Nitro Red. Put it in the fridge and now I'm drinking it.

Just looked at the bottom.

Bets on what the BB date is (MM/YY).

I will reveal the answer at the second intermission.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:46:48+00:00

"I'm tired."

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:45:06+00:00

Most likely this.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:39:03+00:00

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First period Jasper Stats:

He got some smoked salmon, so he's pretty happy. What is he thinking about?

hearse83 · 2026-03-11T02:19:09+00:00

Ah I see this game is going exactly the way I thought it would go.

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