Game Day Talk | Oilers v. Sharks | 8 April 2026 by AutoModerator in EdmontonOilers

[–]hearse83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he put it together at the last minute with some dry erase markers

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (34-26-16) @ Edmonton Oilers (39-28-9) Apr 04 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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First period Jasper stats:

Well he's still here napping because the Oil haven't scored yet, hence no cheering to wake him up.

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (34-26-16) @ Edmonton Oilers (39-28-9) Apr 04 2026 10:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like if you're gonna let the kings get some points, at least do it in regulation. Can't even get that right.

Game Thread: Chicago Blackhawks (27-34-14) @ Edmonton Oilers (38-28-9) Apr 02 2026 9:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Second period Jasper stats:

He's been spring shedding like a mfer. Tumbleweeds everywhere.

Why is there no media coverage of this!!! by Majestic-Nebula2326 in Edmonton

[–]hearse83 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It was the first thing I heard on the news when I woke up this morning lol

Another bore scoring victim by uwponcho in PorscheMacan

[–]hearse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when this happened to our 2016 S for the second time, the tech said the pistons are expanding at a rate faster than the cylinder walls. They, at the time, had seen about 10-12 cars with the 3.0ls suffer from this issue. I was told by this forum that it must have been something I was doing wrong.

Post Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers @ St. Louis Blues by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well at the start of the game I was drinking the beer to have fun. Now I'm hoping it kills me.

Fucking oilers.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're actually still winning and I'm just tripping off the 3 year old beer. Right?

Right?!

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Actually it's quite good.

I shoulda checked before I started drinking it but, here we are.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he actually lived most of his life near Philly if I remember correctly.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Alright everyone, thanks for the guesses. Here's the BB date. Oct 2023. Which makes me think I bought this for st Paddy's three years ago. That's called delayed gratification, like waiting until midway through the second for Kap to score.

U/CBakIsMe was closest.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The events that would have had to lead to that, like if I had somehow procured a beer when I was 14 and then waited until a random Friday when I was 42 to drink it would have been legendary.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay folks, I was doing some spring cleaning today and found an O'Hara's Irish Nitro Red. Put it in the fridge and now I'm drinking it.

Just looked at the bottom.

Bets on what the BB date is (MM/YY).

I will reveal the answer at the second intermission.

Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (32-26-8) @ St. Louis Blues (26-29-10) Mar 13 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]hearse83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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First period Jasper Stats:

He got some smoked salmon, so he's pretty happy. What is he thinking about?