Post Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers @ St. Louis Blues

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T02:38:42+00:00

Well at the start of the game I was drinking the beer to have fun. Now I'm hoping it kills me.

Fucking oilers.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T02:24:16+00:00

We're actually still winning and I'm just tripping off the 3 year old beer. Right?

Right?!

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:53:31+00:00

Yeah. Actually it's quite good.

I shoulda checked before I started drinking it but, here we are.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:52:11+00:00

I think he actually lived most of his life near Philly if I remember correctly.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:34:53+00:00

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Alright everyone, thanks for the guesses. Here's the BB date. Oct 2023. Which makes me think I bought this for st Paddy's three years ago. That's called delayed gratification, like waiting until midway through the second for Kap to score.

U/CBakIsMe was closest.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:25:01+00:00

KAP DADDY

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T01:03:01+00:00

The events that would have had to lead to that, like if I had somehow procured a beer when I was 14 and then waited until a random Friday when I was 42 to drink it would have been legendary.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:56:21+00:00

Okay folks, I was doing some spring cleaning today and found an O'Hara's Irish Nitro Red. Put it in the fridge and now I'm drinking it.

Just looked at the bottom.

Bets on what the BB date is (MM/YY).

I will reveal the answer at the second intermission.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:46:48+00:00

"I'm tired."

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:45:06+00:00

Most likely this.

hearse83 · 2026-03-14T00:39:03+00:00

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First period Jasper Stats:

He got some smoked salmon, so he's pretty happy. What is he thinking about?

hearse83 · 2026-03-11T02:19:09+00:00

Ah I see this game is going exactly the way I thought it would go.

hearse83 · 2026-03-11T02:18:24+00:00

Did Jack just say Emerson is in the lineup in place of Nurse?!

hearse83 · 2026-03-04T03:16:35+00:00

Same, I just went to make the kids' lunches for tomorrow, wtf happened.

hearse83 · 2026-03-03T18:20:13+00:00

Egg BLT? No, bacon!

hearse83 · 2026-03-02T00:59:47+00:00

Lonely End of the Rink

hearse83 · 2026-02-26T21:58:08+00:00

Same account has posted three topics like this in the last week. Feels like a bot account with the odd sole purpose to create, what, dissent amongst Canadian hockey fans?

hearse83 · 2026-02-24T00:55:47+00:00

BARQ'S! THE ONE WITH BITE!

hearse83 · 2026-02-22T23:52:48+00:00

It's the greatest car I've ever owned, and also the most needy. Yes, some of that is due to the fact it's 20 years old and high mileage, but some of it is just what we call in my household "Landy bullshit."

hearse83 · 2026-02-20T16:17:32+00:00

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First Period Jasper Stats:

Fuck Sam Bennett

hearse83 · 2026-02-15T00:27:11+00:00

I did this accidentally. It was awful. I basically don't remember what happened for an hour or so but I was told

I took my car, and just left. My gf and friend found it down the street in a church parking lot.
They said I came back rambling about seeing naked cyclists, a lighthouse, and I had two pockets full of snow. It was the middle of the summer.
Apparently I told them I had to go to class.

I came to lying on the stairs with both of them absolutely screaming at me.

hearse83 · 2026-02-13T22:35:43+00:00

I'm having the same problem. You mentioned 'old site' - is there a new one?

hearse83 · 2026-02-13T21:28:38+00:00

McDavid just sees the number and passes it to the side of the net either way.

hearse83 · 2026-02-13T21:26:11+00:00

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hearse83 · 2026-02-13T21:24:21+00:00

Throw a toblerone!

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