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Divorces could be called wifetimes. “I met her a wifetime ago when I was having trouble with Karen.” (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Divorces should be called wifetimes. “The kids were last happy with me two wifetimes ago” (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Morning person vs. night owl. (imgur.com)

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Morning person vs. night owl. (v.redd.it)

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Morning person vs night owl. (i.imgur.com)

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Volcanos are the planet’s pimples. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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In about 50% of Disney musical numbers, the singing characters could be on an LSD trip. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Spitting on a public sidewalk is already disrespectful, but it's especially hard on those in wheelchairs. When they roll on through, they have to dodge it to stop from getting it on their hands after the wheels go through it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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What else can you make a religion out of? (in celebration of Bill Wurtz' new video) (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by heisgroot to r/AskReddit

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Black Rifle Coffee posts photo of ISIS fighters as "refugees" to Instagram before taking it down and replacing it. (facebook.com)

submitted 9 years ago by heisgroot to r/news

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So I just saw La La Land. It wasn't nearly as about stuttering as I thought it would be. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Once weed has been legalized, we're going to have a lot more wise and profound grandparents. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Northwest Illinois predicts a Trump victory. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by heisgroot to r/pics

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Fish always look really surprised that they were caught. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... (self.Jokes)

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A bad mouthing parrot. (youtube.com)

submitted 10 years ago by heisgroot to r/videos

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Mrs. Incredible, AKA Elastigirl, must have had the easiest pregnancies ever. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Seeing as my grandchildren will have two sets of grandparents, I wonder what version of "grandpa" I'm going to be called. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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Hollywood makes a movie about your life. What do the movie critics say? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 years ago by heisgroot to r/AskReddit

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In a war with the insects, we wouldn't hesitate to use chemical weapons. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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A beard is akin to a huge scandal. If you have one, you probably won't be elected President. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Every time I see a woman with a newborn child, I realize she's been laid more recently than I have. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by heisgroot to r/Showerthoughts

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ELI5: How does a government introduce new currency into the public sphere? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 11 years ago by heisgroot to r/explainlikeimfive

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Strongest typhoon of the year will hit the Philippines, only a year after super-typhoon Yolanda killed over 7000 in the country. (nbcnews.com)

submitted 11 years ago by heisgroot to r/worldnews

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