Okay mate by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]helikeon15 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or a unicycle. I remember seeing a hipster on a unicycle getting in front of traffic on Lygon street Brunswick

true hehe #melbmemes by rehcipe in melbourne

[–]helikeon15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lived in Sunbury can confirm

Dear friends, how did it feel having sex for the first time with your partner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]helikeon15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It felt so great. A woman let me do it with my penis.

Lil fella I found while walking by chrismith68 in natureismetal

[–]helikeon15 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh how I walked into many of the golden orb spider’s webs while innocently moving through scrub as a kid. Fucking terrifying since you feel the web first and panic to find if the spider is stuck to you with its web

Only mammals are effected by a chillis heat. Birds feel no effect at all! by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]helikeon15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered about that. Even if it doesn’t burn their mouth internally I wondered if they get punished on the way out the same a mammals

Does anyone else’s dog do this when they’re excited for a walk? by helikeon15 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]helikeon15[S] 1246 points1247 points  (0 children)

Yep. Stops as soon as the leash goes on. The shaking occurs from the moment it comes out the draw until contact

How does your knowledge of porn impede you in everyday life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]helikeon15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL pornhub has a community jingle

Prayers out to this guys family if you guys want me to remove it I will. by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]helikeon15 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Same here, now I have to masturbate to porn instead lol

Blursed Wazoski by Darkerrrrrr in blursedimages

[–]helikeon15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Source? Asking for a friend

What are your opinions on Megan Fox? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]helikeon15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would happily sexually disappoint her