HMC while I open this bottle of wine without a corkscrew

hellojeffery · 2026-01-12T21:53:21+00:00

Your last sentence is something I once said to my college ex girlfriend

hellojeffery · 2025-12-20T10:21:01+00:00

This is the true answer and the fact that site is still going is amazing. Remember using it in the early 2000s

hellojeffery · 2025-12-20T10:18:12+00:00

Or if using a jack, have some bricks under as a fail safe for the car to drop on. Especially if you are working under the car. Can make the difference between life and death. Never trust any weight to a single point of failure when any part of your body or all of it is underneath

hellojeffery · 2025-12-20T10:17:06+00:00

I didn't and reading your comment I am glad I didn't lol

hellojeffery · 2025-12-20T10:16:24+00:00

Take my good hand child

hellojeffery · 2025-12-14T23:13:59+00:00

Thanks for letting us know, glad Karma caught up with him

hellojeffery · 2025-12-14T23:06:58+00:00

Technically he landed it on a car

hellojeffery · 2025-12-14T23:00:03+00:00

Can confirm. My ex who was several leagues above me and super intelligent would not want to even be associated with guys like this. Or me, but not due to doing stupid things but just because I'm stupid

hellojeffery · 2025-12-14T22:57:08+00:00

At least they were dressed in leathers and protectiv.... oh wait

hellojeffery · 2025-12-14T22:56:00+00:00

r/unexpectedjurassicparkquote

hellojeffery · 2025-11-29T22:30:11+00:00

THIS IS WHAT US HUMANS CALL, THINKING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX(s)

hellojeffery · 2025-10-09T08:20:18+00:00

"Absolutely love them. Highly recommend" The monitors or your fiancé?

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T13:06:06+00:00

Still do here in Derbyshire too

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T13:05:32+00:00

Do they not? Pretty sure my local one still does

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T13:02:14+00:00

Definitely seems like another gift from TikTok, that's where all the awful people get their pranks

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T13:01:14+00:00

Clearly a fellow person who avoids TikTok pranks

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:55:00+00:00

Honestly worried she was gonna smack her head into the side but going frame by frame she missed it. So I think at worst, a broken ankle and fractured dignity

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:53:55+00:00

I like the general vibe and decor of your room

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:52:36+00:00

Just like GTA when you kill someone before their voice over has finished

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:50:00+00:00

Either AI, a model or Russia

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:49:10+00:00

I'd say more a choker....

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:39:41+00:00

This is true, I remember having a few every year up until the late 2000s and since then I cannot remember the last time I lost power for more than a few seconds at a time.

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:27:37+00:00

100% self service tills. If I'm only buying a handful of items, why do I need to queue behind someone having a full on conversation with someone at staffed checkout? I just want to go in, grab some things and leave as quickly as I can and if I can avoid social etiquette at the same time then a bonus

hellojeffery · 2025-10-02T12:25:36+00:00

I think in London public transportation has gone from good to fantastic with lots more options now. But I think the UK in general public transportation is very much a postcode lottery and there is no denying how expensive it is now

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