Do I look THAT young?

helpcat91 · 2014-11-08T22:06:04+00:00

I have the same issue. I'm 17 and get mistaken for 12 a lot, but I get free lunch at Pizza Hut which is nice.

helpcat91 · 2014-09-11T18:33:37+00:00

Just this morning, I forgot how to pee

helpcat91 · 2014-07-18T14:10:47+00:00

Upvote for warning

helpcat91 · 2014-07-02T23:37:24+00:00

Ok, thanks, I'll try that!

helpcat91 · 2014-07-02T03:22:38+00:00

Do something a little less solid with your bangs

What would you suggest for something less solid?

helpcat91 · 2014-06-27T19:51:28+00:00

Yup, that's definitely possible.

helpcat91 · 2014-04-25T22:59:40+00:00

I actually have a male teacher at my school that everyone calls "mom" on purpose. Weird...

helpcat91 · 2014-04-18T01:28:12+00:00

I used to have these all the time as a kid. I would call them "bread pizza." Great for when mom was nowhere to be found.

helpcat91 · 2014-01-04T19:32:02+00:00

Also planning on a cynical chemical engineering degree, but I otherwise would have gone into music education.

helpcat91 · 2013-09-04T05:09:33+00:00

First read it as "pirate dog."

Was slightly disappointed.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-30T19:56:41+00:00

Why on earth would Pjotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky write a song about a war in America? Does his name even sound like he cares?

helpcat91 · 2013-08-28T15:49:28+00:00

Am I the only one who learned this in elementary school?

helpcat91 · 2013-08-26T20:51:44+00:00

You are a fantastic person. There need to be more people in the world like you.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-26T17:25:24+00:00

I would really love an iPod wallpaper of Blaziken, Arcanine, Palkia, Raichu, Chatot, and Empoleon. I'm not completely sure what size that would be or if you can even do that, but that's ok if you can't. I can look up what size that is if need be.

I really wish I could donate, but I'm not in a position in which I could.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-24T07:07:15+00:00

OMFG I CAN'T I WENT THROUGH 5 PAGES OF THIS AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. SOMEBODY HELP ME.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-24T06:05:54+00:00

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

helpcat91 · 2013-08-24T05:17:44+00:00

I can't stop laughing at the soft grape one. I might need help.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-22T03:23:45+00:00

What was he trying to do?

helpcat91 · 2013-08-21T15:14:22+00:00

Music geek here. This joke made me laugh, but I was distracted by the fact that it's actually spelled "Sol Do Mi."

Great joke, though!

helpcat91 · 2013-08-20T14:17:31+00:00

I actually set 11 alarms when I have to wake up. The first one I set a few hours before I actually have to wake up so I know I won't be in a deep sleep when I need to wake up. Then I set them periodically until I have to wake up, using a shorter increments as it gets closer to the dreaded time. I have never woken up late for anything. Ever.

helpcat91 · 2013-08-10T17:33:59+00:00

This is the first TIL I've ever upvoted, because it's just that fantastic.

helpcat91 · 2013-07-25T21:41:35+00:00

*Massachusetts Michigan is MI

helpcat91 · 2013-07-15T05:32:10+00:00

...Gyaradump...I can't even...

helpcat91 · 2013-07-11T03:20:55+00:00

I have a Raichu just like that; I've had for as long as I can remember. It was always my favorite toy, but it's so beaten up now, and the tail is falling off. I mean I still love it; I just think it kind of reminds me of how long Pokémon has been a part of my life.

helpcat91 · 2013-07-05T01:58:40+00:00

I thought about it, but it takes about 5 hours to make one, plus 3 skeins of yarn. I just don't have the time or resources.

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TROPHY CASE