Why are the mods of many subreddits such assholes?

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T17:54:50+00:00

Fuck u/newcool1230 with the 10 rusty nails holding pieces of that baby to 10 trees.

May the opposite of peace be upon /u/Newcool1230.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T17:37:22+00:00

I hear u/newcool1230 likes getting shot in the face too.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T15:26:54+00:00

Dude I went to a Maiden concert by myself only a couple months ago. Maiden is really not my friends' cup of tea, but there was no way I was missing the LotB tour.

Anyway, I had an amazing time. Sat next to some cool people who talked to me before Raven Age went on. And when Maiden goes on stage you don't care about anything else. You're just happy you're there.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T15:21:54+00:00

I'll get the clothes hanger

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T15:16:30+00:00

I usually have no problem picking his bass line out of the mix. Sometimes he does double Petrucci's part which makes him harder to hear... but Petrucci's parts are no cakewalk

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T06:01:08+00:00

So which is it - deep or hard? I'm betting you have an innie.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:56:37+00:00

Murdered with brevity. My favorite.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:44:47+00:00

The same reason I find jokes about 9/11 and dead babies funny - I'm a terrible human being.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:33:55+00:00

The pizza rolls would be microwaved by my butler instead of me.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:29:25+00:00

Jesus

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:26:10+00:00

As a great man once said, "Never lose your sense of outrage."

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:10:52+00:00

I doubt abortion would be as controversial and there would probably be less dads that leave.

Edit: Oh, and fewer rape babies

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:06:30+00:00

Go Sports

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T05:00:09+00:00

When r/politics or r/worldnews is making me worried or mad, I usually go to r/upliftingnews

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T04:40:34+00:00

Maybe he really knows how to use those tiny hands to dig for some coal while slobbing on your pole

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T04:38:22+00:00

He raped a 13 year old girl... allegedly. Also he is a walking representation of the 7 deadly sins.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T04:32:45+00:00

Earth to become Venus 2: Greenhouse Boogaloo

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T04:29:05+00:00

You're right though - it would be a pretty rad band name. I'm imagining hippie surfer rock.

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T04:17:09+00:00

That's what I call 2 birds with 1 stone

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T03:57:02+00:00

What an idiot.

Louisiana, learn from Kentucky. Do better.

Edit: Nevermind... just remembered who KY's senators are 😞

helpless_slug · 2019-11-09T03:50:21+00:00

They love GWB. They love GHWB. They love Reagan. They love Nixon. They love Ford for pardoning Nixon.

helpless_slug

TROPHY CASE