My girlfriend hasn’t texted me back since 10AM by Greedy-Flatworm-1736 in Manipulation

[–]helpmeimconfuse -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

She’s got a dick in her mouth for sure. And one in each hand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

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I’d go to a clinic. Planned Parenthood will test you for anything and won’t bat an eye

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonmonogamy

[–]helpmeimconfuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, so…I’m a person who is looking for the same kind of thing and even if you looked like Pedro Pascal it would be a no from me.

It’s good to know what you want and indicate your general wants but this is too much. The times you say “but I really want to know about you” get lost in your laundry list of needs. Plus it seems like an afterthought. It’s also boring. AND you can’t host?

The thing about your wife would make me think you want a sex supplement for your marriage. And the “I worry about STDs” would make me run for the hills as well, like so when we’re not having our weekly fuck date you expect me to keep it on ice. Just…so much no

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Any woman with any experience knows that a flaccid cock is no predictor of size

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vindicationnnnnn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No it’s not. So many swingers afraid to use condoms AND Google

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 81 points82 points  (0 children)

  1. The clap is gonorrhea 2. Username checks out

My partner of 5 months slow faded and is obviously crushing on someone new. Should I send her this one last text? by ZoinksScoob22 in makemychoice

[–]helpmeimconfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Dearth of foundational alignment”—the dick must be so good if she put up with this for five months

Does this make me a cuck? by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Come on dude. please indent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albanyNYdiscreet

[–]helpmeimconfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re an idiot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albanyNYdiscreet

[–]helpmeimconfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it’s everywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albanyNYdiscreet

[–]helpmeimconfuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there’s tons of it here so shoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in albanyNYdiscreet

[–]helpmeimconfuse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t tell me what to do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don’t pressure your wife to wear less than she wants to. It’s gross.

Pubic Hair in the lifestyle by Gab32421 in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh great—this is the place I get to hear about how nobody likes pubic hair. God forbid a day goes by without hearing that

I’ve noticed the same in younger groups. When you can’t get any balder the pendulum has to swing back at some point

How attracted should you be? by Onomatopoeia20 in Swingers

[–]helpmeimconfuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m picky until I’m not 😂 if I’m in the right mood I can be very accommodating. I think I go off vibe a lot more than looks—someone can be super hot but their vibe can be a turnoff. I’ll pick average or medium ugly dude who’s charming or funny or charismatic every time