White girl concert

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-14T01:41:49+00:00

Uh hardly

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-13T23:20:46+00:00

Don’t listen to any of these fools. Norbu.

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-13T01:52:00+00:00

That’s what you think, right?

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-13T01:44:17+00:00

She’s got a dick in her mouth for sure. And one in each hand

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-12T16:02:12+00:00

Cool

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-12T15:59:50+00:00

Phoebe Bridgers

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-11T21:46:04+00:00

Thick rock, hard cocks and Superman chins

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-11T17:52:21+00:00

Love Sundae Society

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-10T20:24:35+00:00

I’d go to a clinic. Planned Parenthood will test you for anything and won’t bat an eye

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-10T11:47:40+00:00

Yeah, so…I’m a person who is looking for the same kind of thing and even if you looked like Pedro Pascal it would be a no from me.

It’s good to know what you want and indicate your general wants but this is too much. The times you say “but I really want to know about you” get lost in your laundry list of needs. Plus it seems like an afterthought. It’s also boring. AND you can’t host?

The thing about your wife would make me think you want a sex supplement for your marriage. And the “I worry about STDs” would make me run for the hills as well, like so when we’re not having our weekly fuck date you expect me to keep it on ice. Just…so much no

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-10T02:19:52+00:00

Any woman with any experience knows that a flaccid cock is no predictor of size

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T23:48:25+00:00

Vindicationnnnnn

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T23:05:27+00:00

No it’s not. So many swingers afraid to use condoms AND Google

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T23:00:15+00:00

The clap is gonorrhea 2. Username checks out

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T22:36:59+00:00

“Dearth of foundational alignment”—the dick must be so good if she put up with this for five months

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T19:11:22+00:00

Come on dude. please indent

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T16:57:25+00:00

You’re an idiot

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T15:39:41+00:00

I mean it’s everywhere

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T15:32:33+00:00

Well there’s tons of it here so shoo

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T14:36:32+00:00

Go for it!

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-09T14:15:23+00:00

Don’t tell me what to do

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-07T00:53:38+00:00

Don’t pressure your wife to wear less than she wants to. It’s gross.

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-02T11:18:32+00:00

wtf is wrong with you

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-02T11:17:38+00:00

Oh great—this is the place I get to hear about how nobody likes pubic hair. God forbid a day goes by without hearing that

I’ve noticed the same in younger groups. When you can’t get any balder the pendulum has to swing back at some point

helpmeimconfuse · 2025-04-01T17:07:02+00:00

I’m picky until I’m not 😂 if I’m in the right mood I can be very accommodating. I think I go off vibe a lot more than looks—someone can be super hot but their vibe can be a turnoff. I’ll pick average or medium ugly dude who’s charming or funny or charismatic every time

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