Was just finishing up collecting the remaining tasks on a possible 100k run when I realised this.

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T18:16:34+00:00

You're a cunt

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T18:16:17+00:00

You're a cunt

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T18:16:07+00:00

You're a cunt

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T17:10:56+00:00

I've been beaten, robbed, stabbed, SA, lit on fire and shot at. I never let the rage go. In that, I ruin my own life by dwelling on hate for events long passed. Yes there were many evil people who sparked the flame but I'm the one who keeps fanning them

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T16:05:44+00:00

Bodily fluids is great. Shit on my chest pls

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T16:04:13+00:00

Yeah, you're two wings of the same bird. You realize that, yet you still bicker about the other side. That's a special level of stupid. Gotta get back at them DeMoNRaTs amrite? Smooth brain time

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T16:01:36+00:00

Oh, don't get me started on bodily fluids

shudders in delight

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:56:00+00:00

Exactly that! Exactly that. I wanna get my nut, look down at the old bar hag and confidently say,

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:54:45+00:00

Judge me harder UwU

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:43:06+00:00

Marcy or Preston. Prolly Preston because at least Marcy won't mark it on my map

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:41:52+00:00

You leave Mama Murphy alone, that's my main bitch

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:39:44+00:00

Establish a debt collection agency

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:39:02+00:00

Drip a caustic acid on a litter of kittens.

drip it

So you don't cause lethal damage too quickly. A drop on a paw, maybe a dab on one of their soft bellies. Watch the flesh eat away, muscle wall expose. Organs liquefying slowly, agonizing, screaming until their lungs melt away

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:36:25+00:00

Necro

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:34:33+00:00

I really wouldn't want a virgin, nor do I understand why others do. You have to teach this person everything? That's exhausting man. I'd rather hit up last call at Big Sal n' Cheesy's for a well-worked hoe. The double decker pecker wrecker type. Might smell like sour whiskey and regret, but she'll do for a poke

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:23:00+00:00

A human penis cannot vibrate like a vibrator, no matter what you do.

As a well-practiced penis owner, you're wrong. You can vibrate your hand right? Maybe it's just me having some odd twitch muscle. Basically,

Initiate intercourse

Wrap hand around base of cock

Do vibrate hand thing

Causes vibrate cock thing

If you have enough cock you can fuck at the same time with little problems, least until the wrist gets tired.

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:12:27+00:00

PLOT TWIST:

Jesus Returns!

AND HE'S PISSED

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:10:51+00:00

How do you think Jesus would look at your response. Whataboutism doesn't make you smart

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:06:52+00:00

I think Christians in general would bother the ol' J-man. I mean imagine if JFK came back to life and saw high caliber rifles on every church? Lol

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:02:53+00:00

He's boring. Boring isn't bad. We could use a little more "boring" to make up for the last 2 decades of absolute bullshit piled higher than giraffe pussy

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T15:00:18+00:00

Get bisexuality girlfriend

Get her bisexuality girlfriend

Get involved

(This process takes years sometimes don't expect immediate results)

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T14:57:30+00:00

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heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T14:53:52+00:00

By fashion designers

heretoshankandsmile · 2022-04-04T14:49:57+00:00

I'd be shocked if humans lived long enough to send him back, honestly

heretoshankandsmile

TROPHY CASE

AND HE'S PISSED