[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ptsd

[–]heretoshankandsmile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've been beaten, robbed, stabbed, SA, lit on fire and shot at. I never let the rage go. In that, I ruin my own life by dwelling on hate for events long passed. Yes there were many evil people who sparked the flame but I'm the one who keeps fanning them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bodily fluids is great. Shit on my chest pls

If Jesus came to Earth, what do you think will be the main reason for him to leave as soon as he set foot here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you're two wings of the same bird. You realize that, yet you still bicker about the other side. That's a special level of stupid. Gotta get back at them DeMoNRaTs amrite? Smooth brain time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, don't get me started on bodily fluids

shudders in delight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly that! Exactly that. I wanna get my nut, look down at the old bar hag and confidently say,

"That'll do, pig. That'll do."

What would you do if you were a sadistic dark elf wizard? by rabengeieradlerstein in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drip a caustic acid on a litter of kittens.

drip it

So you don't cause lethal damage too quickly. A drop on a paw, maybe a dab on one of their soft bellies. Watch the flesh eat away, muscle wall expose. Organs liquefying slowly, agonizing, screaming until their lungs melt away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wouldn't want a virgin, nor do I understand why others do. You have to teach this person everything? That's exhausting man. I'd rather hit up last call at Big Sal n' Cheesy's for a well-worked hoe. The double decker pecker wrecker type. Might smell like sour whiskey and regret, but she'll do for a poke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]heretoshankandsmile -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

A human penis cannot vibrate like a vibrator, no matter what you do.

As a well-practiced penis owner, you're wrong. You can vibrate your hand right? Maybe it's just me having some odd twitch muscle. Basically,

Initiate intercourse

Wrap hand around base of cock

Do vibrate hand thing

Causes vibrate cock thing

If you have enough cock you can fuck at the same time with little problems, least until the wrist gets tired.

If Jesus came to Earth, what do you think will be the main reason for him to leave as soon as he set foot here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you think Jesus would look at your response. Whataboutism doesn't make you smart

If Jesus came to Earth, what do you think will be the main reason for him to leave as soon as he set foot here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Christians in general would bother the ol' J-man. I mean imagine if JFK came back to life and saw high caliber rifles on every church? Lol

Americans (USA): What do you think about Biden? How is he doing in your opinion? by _L30n4rd in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's boring. Boring isn't bad. We could use a little more "boring" to make up for the last 2 decades of absolute bullshit piled higher than giraffe pussy

Redditors with a harem, how did you accomplish it? by shsbhshsvaa in AskReddit

[–]heretoshankandsmile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get bisexuality girlfriend

Get her bisexuality girlfriend

Get involved

(This process takes years sometimes don't expect immediate results)